/pol/ is going crazy over this google is blocking parts of their

>>8770520
>an astrophysicists said it could be a gamma ray burst in are direction
you fucking moron

that picture was taken in IR. Furthermore, you can't see a lethal GRB without it frying your planet. We're still here. Therefore, it's not a fucking GRB.

You deserve to be blasted with gamma rays, you twerp. Never post here again.

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>>8770520

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>/pol/

>it's another "/pol/ trolls itself by raising alarm about fake news" episode
You guys should really stop reading infowars and tell /bapho/ to fuck off with their /x/-tier spooky stories.

>the white race is dying
>better sit here and hyperbole while I fap to interracial shemale porn.

/pol/ not even once

>>8770520
>in are direction

spotted the nigger

>>8770550
that would make sense considering the recent discovery of /pol/'s demographics

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here are the blocked images

>>8770529
>>8770537
>>8770539
>>8770547
>>8770550
maybe if one you retarded nigger astrophysicists gave a fucking answer then they would leave. Like how hard is to say its a blahahahahahaha now leave. Instead you just give meme answers and
>muh /pol/
/sci/ has so obviously been over run with faggot highschoolers that think they're smart as shit and buy into the reddit /pol/ boogeyman shit. fuck all of you dumbasses.

>>8770564
>maybe if one you retarded nigger astrophysicists gave a fucking answer then they would leave.
have you seen the climate change threads

giving a straight answer just encourages them

>>8770564
/pol/ isn't so much a boogeyman as it is a writhing mass of ignorant rage. Regular /pol/tards are so dominated by conspiratorial thinking that it is impossible to educate them. It's more expedient to bark insults at them like they're stupid children until they fuck off.

It's a blahahahahahaha, now fuck off back to your containment board. I'm sure all those fetal alcohol syndrome retards on /pol/ can enlighten you about how these stars are actually warships sent by the Jews to wipe out the white race once and for all.

>>8770527
>You deserve to be blasted with gamma rays, you twerp. Never post here again.

I just want to highlight the quality craftsmanship of this btfo.

A gamma ray burst heading our direction would kill us as soon as we detect it.

>>8770520
dude that's kinda creepy 2bh

>>8770622
>telling the truth in a reasonable fashion to a /pol/tard
wew

>>8770631
/thread

So all memery aside what actually is being blocked, assuming something is and this isnt just made up

>>8770750
>>/pol/

>>8770750
Maybe it's just a trick to get people interested in astronomy using the Streisand effect.

>>8770564
We don't actually have any, happy?

All the betas in this thread criticizing /pol/ top kek

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>>8770520
PRAISE KEK INVICTUS!!!
HE IS COMING TO JUDGE US ALL!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

HAIL TO THE PRIMORDIAL DARKNESS!!!!

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gotta love the despised SJWtards infesting this board trying to be expert on /pol/ by bitching lying and pure shitposting

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>>8770520
APPEASE THE DARK LORD!!! COMMENCE THE RESSURECTION OF HIS PYRAMID!
THE BLACK PYRAMID OK KEK!
REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8770845
>>8770849
I knew /pol/ was a cult, but I didn't know it was a suicide cult. After today it's also been categorized as a terrorist group.

>/pol/ = terrorist suicide cult
can mods just remove /pol/ altogether please. Before they get all of 4chan removed by the CIA/FBI

>>8770520
HIS EYES ARE OPEN AT LAST

THE FOOLISH CATHOLICS BELIEVE HIM THE BEAST BUT THIS GODS NUMBERS ARE NOT 666
BUT 88

PRAISE KEK

ignoring all the SJW shitposting, what is that thing really?

>>8770859
>missile test
>meteorite
>swamp gas
>helicopters
>flares from some plane

pick one

>/pol/
>not schizophrenic

its aliens duh

>>8770861
How far away is that thing?

>>8770859
THE RECKONING!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8770865
Seems to be around 10,000 feet or above.

>yfw I'm from /pol/ pretending I'm /sci/ while I study math

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY__VTIUsiU

>>8770520
It looks pretty happy to see us.
Maybe we should not be so rude as to guess what it is... That warm smile can turn into something else if we keep this up guys...

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>>8770520
reminds me of things...

>>8770875
>Update
THE WIDER THE SMILE THE SHARPER THE KNIFE

BEHOLD THE CHAOS FROM BEYOND THE VOID

THE TERROR AND LAUGHTER OF THE SMILING GOD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8770882
embrace oblivion nani san

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>>TFW Virgo
>>Born on 9/19/1997
>>TFW have facial aesthetics of god
>>TFW had some strange shit happen tonight and yesterday
>>TFW read this shit after getting a quick load off
>>TFW am God

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>>8770890
Scary how that shit looks like a fractal.

Forgot to mention you faggots don't know shit about reality

Like a mandelbrot set/fractal, life is just a meaningless and endless cycle that repeats itself endlessly in nature until infinity

We are not truly alive.

You, me, everyone. None of are really 'alive' non of us are fully conscious beings. We are basically programmable organic computers that absorb the knowledge we are giving construct the world based on that. We react to stimuli in predictable ways. We have set patterns on how we do our daily routines. If someone says something to you, your brain will think of a canned response based the person and the statement given before. Even me typing this post right is just a product of my upbringing and programmed thought patterns. Sure I could stop posting right now but, it is all within normal operations.

Our consciousness, like a fractal, will remain undefined until infinity.

We are not alive, we are not conscious beings, we do not have true free will.


Pseudoscience speculation: It's possible consciousness is tied to vibrations within microtubules within neurons (https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/01/140116085105.htm), in which case when one dies, where does the consciousness go? Perhaps it is attracted to a new organism (such as a sufficiently advanced fetus) based on vibrational proclivities developed throughout one's lives and propagates by vibrating through the intervening matter.

If this is plausible, then it's plausible that rebirth is real. If it isn't, I'd like some proof rebirth's not real, because right now I'm agnostic but leaning towards real due to things such as meditational experiences of past lives and evidence for psychic powers

>>8770845
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>>8770890
Can someone please feed this ADHD child his Ritalin?

>this thread
>>>/x/

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>>8770900
Anything related to Kek is banned on /x/.
You have to deal with the spillover.

I think its hilarious that /pol/ unintentionally managed to do what /x/ has been trying to do for ages.

>>8770890
>>8770898
It's me again,

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, YOU FUCKING FAGS

I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL OF YOU FAGS WITH YOUR IDIOTIC/USELESS STEM DEGREES COULDN'T FIGURE THIS OUT BEFORE

I'm only 19 and just realized we are EXACTLY FUCKING 6 months away from September and March is the fucking polar opposite/constellation wise


Holy shit man I just shed a tear, this is what High IQ prevails, not chasing after some worthless degree you shitcunts.

>>8770631
Jesus christ i hate these idiots.

>>8770911
EDIT: FORGOT TO MENTION INVESTIGATE 3/11

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4000% CONFIRMED

>>8770527
G A M M A
B U R N

SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS ALREADY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8770520
>an astrophysicists said it could be a gamma ray burst in are direction
That guy was an "astrologist", or a LARPer, not an astrophysicist.

>>8770539
You can easily see the pic by going to google.com/sky/, switching to infrared, and searching for virgo.

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>>8770520

>how these stars are actually warships sent by the Jews to wipe out the white race once and for all.

>implies this isn't true

>>8770861
So you have no idea what you're talking about, and you're just shit posting. You'd fit right in with /pol/

>>8771012
It's a shitpost and you're an idiot.

>>8771058
Anyone can confirm that the picture is real.

>>8770915
wait, i thought it was 7/11

>>8771058
every post you made is calling ontopic posts shitpost. you are the shitposter here

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The answer was already posted but because OP is retarded he made a third thread on this.

It's not a strange object, it's Saturn.

This field is right near the Ecliptic (the plane of the solar system in the sky) so it was probably always going to be a solar system object. If you look up the IRAS object catalogs you find these sources were saturated which means it was probably a Planet. I did a search on IPAC/IRSA's IRAS minor planet catalog. These objects were not included because they're saturated (and are not minor planets) but from that I found other entries in the same field which tells you the date this field was observed 14/07/83 at about noon in UT time. From this I can simply look up to coordinates of all the planets that day and Saturn was right there. The double object is because the field was exposed twice and stacks as the source catalog shows. The arc will just be an effect of the extremely bright object, in the other bands you can see the objects have big streaks not arcs. The saturated images are probably why the image was cut out of the reprocessed version, it's bad data. None of this stuff appears in more recent AKARI maps at similar wavelengths but background galactic cirrus does. That's a much better test than microwaves because it's much closer in wavelength, hence the microwave hotspot is almost certainly unrelated.
It's not the end of the world or biblical, it's Saturn.

Image for some proof. You can see the date the image was taken in in the table data at the bottom (8307 - 1983 07, 14.44 - the 14th at ~11 am). You can also see that date is in the ephemeris program I used showing it's Saturn. Mystery solved.

>>8771086
...
Also if you look up the paper which describes the processing of IRIS they state they dealt with Saturn manually.

>This automatic method worked very well to identify automatically residual glitches and moving objects on most of the ISSA plates. It did not perform as well in very bright regions were the diffuse emission varies significantly at small scales. Therefore, we did not deglitch regions brighter than 200 MJy sr-1 at 100 um. We also dealt manually with Saturn because of its large extension in the affected HCONs.

http://irsa.ipac.caltech.edu/data/IRIS/docs/miville-deschenes2005.pdf

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>>8770566
The image aren't blocked, it was removed from IRIS because the processing was for science grade data, not pretty pictures.

>>8770520
>an astrophysicists said it could be a gamma ray burst in are direction

This image was taken in 1983. If it was a GRB (which it isn't), it would have passed us a long time ago.

>>8770520
>/pol/ is going crazy over this

WHOAH I GUESS IT MUST BE IMPORTANT THEN

fuck off

>>8770564
>maybe if one you retarded nigger astrophysicists gave a fucking answer then they would leave

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>>8770564
>maybe if one you retarded nigger astrophysicists gave a fucking answer then they would leave
lmao

>>8771050
>You can easily see the pic by going to google[...]
Yeah, you can:
>>8770631

Look, one time when I was really bored I spent an entire week on the other chan pretending to freak out about some weird and creepy daycare building or declaring that global cooling will bring prosperity to northerners and death to shitskins ("freeze the kikes, ice age now"). I know everyone but a few poor souls were in on the joke and just wanted an excuse to spazz out like children pretending to get sugar high and maybe flex their brain trying to come up with strong and convincing arguments for ludicrous nonsense.

I won't judge you if that's what you're doing, but keep your roleplaying to your containment board.

>>8770890
You are 13 days my junior. Bow to me, pleb

>>8770606
/sci/ isn't so much an intellectual as it is a writhing mass of ignorant overconfidence. Regular /sci/ientist are so dominated by conventional thinking that it is impossible to educate them. It's more expedient to bark insults at them like they're stupid children until they fuck off.

It's a blahahahahhahaha, now fuck off back to your containment board. I'm sure all those vaccinated circumsized retards on /sci can enlighten you about how the solar system is a giant coincidence.

>>8770520
>when /pol/ brainlets are completely trolled

>>8770527
>you deserved to be blasted with gamma rays
high quality radiation burn