>get HPV (could be any broad, not sure) >go to doctor (derm)

>>8751038
He's bullshitting.

It will always be in your system and you are now at a greater risk of cancer.

>>8751055
Well, his girls are, not him. Otherwise correct.

>>8751058
>his girls are
What do you mean? His daughters or his testies?

>>8751055

>“The vast majority of people with HPV get rid of the virus naturally,”

- board-certified ob/gyn Antonio Pizarro, M.D.

>>8751058
Nope. HPV also results in head and neck cancer regardless of gender.

>>8751235

>making shit up

sage

>>8751257

http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/kimmel_cancer_center/centers/head_neck/HPV/

>>8751263

http://www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs380/en/

>HPV infections usually clear up without any intervention within a few months after acquisition, and about 90% clear within 2 years. A small proportion of infections with certain types of HPV can persist and progress to cancer.

>A small proportion of infections with certain types of HPV can persist and progress to cancer.

So, moron. Without your liberal alarmist fearmongering, we can conclude that HPV is naturally "cured" by the body's immune system. If it persists, which is rare, it COULD (COULD [COULD]) lead to cancer.

The majority of infections are transmitted from individuals who are currently infected. If they waited just a couple of years without being a slut, HPV wouldn't be such a big issue.

>>8751339

Here is another one >>8751263 bitchboi

https://www.cancer.org/cancer/cancer-causes/infectious-agents/hpv/hpv-and-hpv-testing.html

>Most people will never know they have HPV because they have no symptoms. In most people, their immune system attacks the virus and clears the HPV infection within 2 years. This is true of both high-risk and low-risk HPV types. But sometimes HPV infections are not cleared. This can lead to cell changes that over many years may develop into cancer.

>>8751345

https://www.cdc.gov/cancer/hpv/statistics/cases.htm

You sound butthurt. Your rectum is likely bursting at the seams with HPV. You should get your oncologist to take a gander. Treat that puppy good. You only get one.

>>8751389

Still clinging onto that cancer thing, huh?

PROTIP: It's not that prevalent.

>>8751396
Now that I actually think about. You changed my mind - that was a close one. Cheers mate!

>>8751423

You need to have better reading comprehension.

If 90% of HPV infections clear within 2 years, and a small proportion persist, and of that small perportion, some progress to cancer, what is the actual percentage of individuals who get cancer from HPV?

It's obviously not an epidemic, champ.

>>8751441
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/22782220


Lol. HPV is found in a third of all orapharengeal cancers. The odds ratio for HPV infection and head/neck cancer progressesion ranges from ~3-300. The entire field of oncovirology is in consensus about this.

>>8751518

Yes. Those cancers, HPV is found in a third of these cases.

That still doesn't back the claim that
>>8751055
>The doctor is bullshitting

Which is what started this argument, to begin with.

OP's HPV will probably be killed in its entirety by his immune system. His risk of cancer will only increase if his HPV persists.

>>8751518

Also, 49,670 people are diagnosed with oropharyngeal cancer per year and if 1/3 have HPV (This is more correlation than anything) that means ~16557 people this year will have HPV and oropharyngeal cancer. So, if 14 million people are infected with HPV per year, what does that say, champ?

Stop scaring OP. He'll be fine.