Alright, dickheads! Everyone constantly whines about how there's

>>8730723
>I propose a giant fucking electromagnet.
Yes and kill every computer database worth more than your future lifes if you don't go to hell after you die.
Good job senpai.

The only way we can fix this shit is worldwide cooperation, but some countries just want to watch the world burn (see the chinks and their contamination).

BIG
FUCKIN
LASERS

and satellites designed to detect debris so the lasers can fire from ground bases and zap the garbage

immolate that shit

Try something similar to spider webs
Like large sricky webs orbiting arround

>>8730799
Would this actually fucking work? It sounds to me like you would just go from having garbage orbiting the planet to having hot garbage orbiting the planet.

>>8730752
>The only way we can fix this shit is worldwide cooperation
Cooperation doing what, exactly?

>>8730816
it wouldn't turn garbage into hot garbage
it would turn garbage into sand-grain sized garbage

ignore it and hope it goes away on it's own. Which is the current method and the one we'll be using for the foreseeable future

>>8730816
>Cooperation doing what, exactly?
Lots of research on climate change and how to fix everything without destroying entire countries into drowning everyone?

I don't know exactly what kind of shit climate change scientist do, maybe the environmental engy autist do know but not my shit so i don't care.

USA (California specifically) shouldn't be the only one concerned about it and the only one doing true research about it.

>>8730825
We're not talking about Global Warming in this thread you fucking retard. We're talking about broken old satellites left in orbit around the Earth after being turned off, which crash into each other and break into smaller pieces but still large enough to crash into other satellites and cause a domino effect

>>8730752
How exactly would that destroy every computer database? The more reasonable worry is that the magnet wil affect other, working, satellites.

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>>8730829
Shit sorry, fuckign weed brah.

Same shit on cooperation, but nobody will care because most of the satellites are already perfectly calculated with 99.9% accuracy so no worries.
>>8730832
Can still fuck something up, a single pull from earth would fuck everything that was calculated from the start and would make the problem worse.
Magnets ain't always good let me tell ya.

>>8730839
Shit, didn't explain it well, the magnet could pull another near satellite and fuck on the calculation of said satellite.

Not a great plan, but I propose more funding on those teams that recover satellites that are going to die and talk to the faggots that leaved unused satellites that the companies have leaved there and pay some money since they didn't care about it.

Build a shuttle that holds micro drone swarms that dispersed into orbits and matched speed and direction of debris then swarm and attach themselves and fire thrusters to decay safely the orbit of the debris and burn it up on reentry. Like little robotic swarms of flies that cover the object and all fire off in unison and the whole swarm works together controlled by a computer like a missile fly by wire in parallel. And just keep sending up shuttles and swarms until you clean up all the mess. The Drones themselves could be basketball sized and in a swarm of five hundred and use meme drive or they could have a surface that could be pushed by ground and space based lasers or just gas propellant or make them nuclear and have an accident and wipe out the source pollutants on the ground?