Stupid shit people you know have said >relative of mine genuinely

you're probably mad because you're too much of a brainlet to explain why it wouldn't work in a way he would understand

I know a microbiologist who, until the age of 26, believed that chicken eggs were fertilized externally.

My dad once told me that we should land airplanes on treadmills so that it would save space for landing strips. I honestly can't argue against it.

>>8727860
How woild that even work? The rooster drilling a hole in the egg with its beak and then sticking its dick inside?

>>8727904
She thought the jizz contained some sort of enzyme that made the shell permeable to sperm, I believe.

>>8727904
>>8727907
Also roosters don't have dicks. Most brids lack a penis.

>>8727872
that's an interesting idea. A plane on a treadmill matching the speed will take off because the wheels are independent of the wings and thrust, but I wonder what would happen when landing, since the wheels and brakes do play a part there.

I'm thinking that once the plane touches down, it becomes like a car and if the treadmill matches the speed, the plane would have a speed of 0 relative to the treadmill. Then the two could slow down together.

I think it would work, but could be very expensive and dangerous to land on in practice

Here's a good one

"You shouldn't use microwaves because they destroy nutrients, use an oven instead"