If you're all so smart, why haven't you established

I have.

>>8718651
Same

Science is like wikileaks, drip drip drip works best

I have discovered a truly marvelous theory of everything, which this post is too narrow to contain.

Lol, I have but since I have an IQ of 235 you brainlets probably wouldnt be able to comprehend it.

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Because there isn't one

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>>8718971

>>8718645
String theory already did that brainlet.

>>8718971
String theory is technically considered the Theory of Everything, fucking brainlet.

>>8719113

>String theory is technically considered the Theory of Everything, fucking brainlet.

>technically

Not good enough.
Try again turbo brainlet.

>>8719130
>technically
Because it has not been proven to exist, but scientists are enthusiastic about it because string theory explains a shit ton of things, and solves the major incompatibility between general relativity and quantum mechanics.

>>8718645
You see... because of the sphere-theorem the real universe should be considered in a theoretical framework that preserves its diffeomorphism with the 3-sphere. THis is not just a suggestion, it is a proven result in mathemtatics applied to well known topological limit, the limit of the universe that lies on the outside of any black hole horizons. The topology of that universe will be the topology of universe with no singularities. Since spacetime has O(1,3) topology, the 3-sphere taken with a "radial" imaginary dimension to compose the 3-ball is the natural representation of Minkowski space in spherical polar coordinates.

Government scientists probably have it, but won't release it because then science would be over. Imagine the effect it would have on the economy if science were "solved." Every scientist in academia and private research would be out of a job. All of engineering could be relegated to computers and robots. It's in our best interest that there is not a theory of everything.

>>8719267
really made me think

>>8718645
Not even einstein came up with a theory of everything you brainlet

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>>8719267
TOIC suggests otherwise

>>8719267
But weigh that against the personal glory one could achieve by releasing a theory of everything

I would gladly make 90% of academia obsolete if it meant becoming immortal

>>8719274
Maybe Einstein is the brainlet then?

>>8719733
kys

>>8719733
No way! Why else would he have all that hair? he keeps his brain in it.

Speaking of his brain, it was stolen from his body after his death and it DID have very interesting facets to it.

>>8718645
0 = (1-1)+(1-1)+(1-1)... = 1+(-1+1)+(-1+1)... = 1

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>>8719773

>>8718645
1 year = 365+1/4
A circle should have more than 360 degrees

That is the only constant