If the second law of thermodynamics is true, then doesn't

Does hot pizza taste worse? Nope, your theory is invalid.

>>8706875
More calories should make it taste better. Hypothesis discarded

alchool is good in beverage because its low vaper presser makes for gooder flavor that is all

>>8706951
This desu french fries taste good because our brains love calorie dense food. It's somewhat similar to how ants will go crazy for sugars.

Total energy: yes, hot Hot Pockets have more energy

Food Calories: this is actually what you care about. This number doesn't significantly between Pockets, and certainly not from warming the thing.

What you're conflating are the ideas of total energy (heat + momentum + charge + etc.) and food calories (fats, proteins, and carbs).

Think of it like this: we don't get hambeasts because the light shines on them (a microwave shines a light on your food to warm it up - doesn't make it fattier), we get hambeasts because they eat too many Hot Pockets

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>>8706964
Forgot pic

>>8706964
no you get more energy from foods that are above your core temperature than the same food below your core temperature

>>8706875
Hot thing goes in, spreads its heat = a little less calories will have to be spent keeping your body warm.

>>8706984
Pedantics: that's implied by a thing being "hot"

>>8706968
Bait pics are the cancer of this website.

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>>8706875
>he doesn't know what calories are in relation to nutrition data

>>8707424

time is cancer. this site should have died a decade ago.

>>8706875
They have more energy (calories). Hot food is relevant only because soft food is far easier to break down than hard, cold, raw vegetables. People who eat the "raw fad" probably poo out all the nutrients; because their system can't break it down completely in the small intestine. Cooked food (at 100degrees) can be easily squashed by our teeth and we can swallow just-liquefied food that is easily digestible.
Beer (ethanol) tastes bad because it's a poison; a watered down poison that kills over decades rather than immediately, as would methanol.