I used your advice to get a job and lied/exaggerated my way into

>>8692805
Learn LABVIEW

>>8692805
Either learn LABVIEW in a day or say you got a better job offer, because if you get found out then you broke the law.

>>8692840
how is it illegal to say you know a skill if there isn't a certification?

>>8692869
http://www.shakelaw.com/blog/lying-on-your-resume/

Not him, but I'm not 100% sure this is true.

>>8692805
Awk for instruction on how they want work to be done there. Watch carefully and keep your mouth shut, fill in the gaps at home.

>>8692805
lmfao u goober u dun goofed this time

>>8693303
Kek why was this so funny

>>8692805
Quit NOW, tell them a better offer came along.

Learn some basic stuff (can't be that hard) and if u will need more advanced stuff tell them it was an introductory class you took. They will either keep you around to learn more or fire your ass

Once you are in, you're in.

Learn on the job.

>>8692805
Get fucked, liar.

>>8692805
Studies have shown that most guys bullshit and lie about their qualifications.
Read a book over the weekend. Say it was a beginner course, as the other sci said.
Life is full of these horrible damned if I do...
Got a job, get a job offer for more money, quit job, new company decides they don't need you: tell you to f'off, it's your problem.