Friendly reminder to abandon Academia and obtaining a STEM degree

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>>8689808
>too stupid to go to college
b-b-b-but I read books!

>>8689808
enjoy being legally cockblocked by the credentialing system.

>>8689812
>Paying to be taught how to read books

Do you enjoy being a brainlet?

>Be me
>get paid to go to school because of scholarships
>get easy degree by acing classes without studying
>studying on my own time and learn actually useful/interesting shit

fucking plebs get on my level

>>8689818
>Actually obtaining a credit card

Ever heard of frugality, brainlet? Read a book called 'Early Retirement Living'.

>>8689820
>>get paid to go to school because of scholarships

Here comes the scholarshipfag.

You're being paid to waste twice as much time learning something.

>>8689828
>YOU'RE BEING PAID TO WASTE TIME

...okay? wouldn't you be happy as day if you were paid to shitpost on here 24/7?

>>8689828
>>8689820

Has a ring of truth. People placate you so you don't gain super autism like Nicolai Telsla did and blow up the sun or some shit :D

Academia is literally useless and a giant scam to rip off society

> Ganglike hirarchy and the expectation of 100% obedience
> The only place in modern society where authority is infailable (try critising a prof)
> rituals, lots of shady stuff going on behind closed doors

Going to college wont get you anywhere. Get interested in an industry, call and ask for an intership, recomend yourself while studying part time.

>>8689836
>...okay? wouldn't you be happy as day if you were paid to shitpost on here 24/7?

No, I am an Ubermensch that is always in struggle and overcoming.

>>8689848
>high school English class made me go through nietzsche guys, it was fun :DDD

>>8689808
OP is compensating for the fact that he got rejected to all universities.

>>8689822
lol

>>8689819
Paying to be tested accordingly.

>>8689808
my nigga

>>8690060
I'm actually an ex-professor.

>>8690039
Last man!

Yeah no I'm paying school so I get to touch expensive equipment and have access to chemicals

>>8691371
>I'm actually an ex-professor...
...at a community college.

>>8689808
We call those people crackpots.

>>8689843
The job market does not work that way. If you are trying to get a job in stem, you need credentials.