If this faggot could invent both calculus and physics then why

>>8670328

Because you touch yourself at night.

I wish this guy was alive today so he could wreck you in an argument. Git gud, kid.

Okay.

You have yourself a wonderful life, now.

>>8670328
Because magic isn't real fuck face

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>>8670333
>Because you touch yourself at night.
Not just at night actually

>>8670328
Because it requires massive amounts of energy; there are no positive shortcuts.

>>8670328
I don't credit him with the invention of calculus, but he did figure out physics which is like the cornerstone of Chemistry which is a from of alchemy. So yeah, he inadvertently figured it out.

>>8670328
It was impossible for him to conduct high-energy physics experiments at the time so he didn't get much far with Alchemy.

>>8670328
>invent
He stole it from Leibniz.

He is an uneducated retard who achived nothing in his live besides stealing from Ideas from an actual genius and convincing everyone that they were his own.

>>8670328
Because math people are autismal shits
Newton was assburger as fuck, if he lived today he'd be a character on big bang theory

>>8671832
>>8671294

Contrarian morons.