Why are we not trying to eradicate mouth ulcers with the same

as a molecular biologist in the making, who also just had a horrible mouth ulcer, I swear to you, anon, I will make this happen.

put some 90° alcohol on it, stings at first but makes it go numb for a good amount of time afterwards.

>sleep enough
>dont put garbage in your mouth
>they literally never ever happen

>be me
>be immune to cancer
>mfw

>>8658362
>t. NEET

>>8658379
Why would you announce your NEET status?

>>8658354
apply vegemite or your regional equivalent
same effects as >>8658361
supposedly better if your yeast extract has B12

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>>8658362

>It works on my machine

>>8658365
>Die from heart attack

>>8658354
Mouth ulcers don't kill anyone anon

Step 1. Stop drinking, smoking, and taking drugs
that's all we need to do to eradicate them, which is why we still have them.

>>8658354
I stopped getting them when I stopped using sodium laryl sulfate in my toothpaste. I know it sounds like bs but I suddenly got them two years ago and they only went away after removing the toothpaste with sls in it they vanished. I figured this out after googling it and getting a bunch of results of people saying to do this.

>>8658681
I also suffered from frequent mouth ulcers until I randomly switched toothpaste one day. Now I very rarely get them.

i stopped drinking lemon water

i love lemon water its a shame i cant drink it anymore

it causes me to get these in a matter of 2 days

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ok what is other small stuff that is easy to fix? maybe we can start curing many small maladies for fast and cheap. (and then work our way up to cancer, aids, the big stuff)

>>8658657
and cock sucking, but i doubt OP could stop that.

>>8658354
OP, you fucking have AIDS.

>>8658362
This.

>>8658354
Not that it's a long-term solution, but common pain pills work for all sorts of body pains.

>>8658416
kek

>not being a khv
guaranteed STD-free master-race reporting in

>>8658354
I have one of those right now, holy shit, I can't even eat properly

I'm probably retarded, but what I do is peel the fucking white layer on top off. It hurts like almighty hell, but they disappear really quickly afterwards.

>>8658416
It's a clear fucking sign you aren't taking care of yourself.

If you didn't get that from my message you are retarded.

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>>8658354
>a decent pain relief will suffice but none currently exist...

Do you not have this (pic related) in your country OP? Get some, it's fucking dope.

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A permanent cure would be really nice.
For now i use Canker Covers works well to relieve pain.

https://youtu.be/4yKM31kDZ8Q

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>>8659574
Do you think the only reason someone would disagree with your retarded opinions is that they can't appreciate your astounding intellect?

It's not that we don't understand your basic opinions, it's just that we think your unfounded retarded claims have no basis in reality and no sources.

>>8659609
>system is malfunctioning
>yeah nothing is wrong ill just keep doing what i was doing until it goes away on its own
>why does it keep happening tho?????

>>8658362
>>8658657
From Wikipedia:
>Different individuals have different triggers, which may include nutritional deficiencies, local trauma, stress, hormonal influences, allergies, genetic predisposition or other factors.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphthous_stomatitis

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>>8658354
there is one traditional one,
its not painless but it heal it up fairly quickly
at least that was my case.

apply salt generously.
no and im not being sarcastic

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>>8659612
From your own post:
>they literally never ever happen

Do you know how we can tell you're a retarded NEET?

>>8658354

is it true that mouth ulcers are caused by the herpes virus or is this just in some cases?

>>8659578
This.

Just don't get the version for children (missing salicylic acid), that one's rubbish.

>>8659634

There's a strain of herpes that causes painful mouth blisters (not really ulcers) but most mouth ulcers aren't caused by herpes and not all types of herpes cause mouth blistering.

>>8658354
Lupus?

>>8659621
haha well my shitpost is a better source than your wikipedia, which is just filled with shills and liberals

>>8658354

The cure is baking soda and not being a pussy.

>large long thick object repeatedly thrusting in and out of your mouth eroding the mucus layer and depositing bacteria
The cause is obvious, but no one wants to admit it out of fear of offending people.