What happens when someone sticks a screwdriver inside to

Anywhere from heavy internal organ bleeding to a slight tickle that makes you go 'heehee'.

you meet lord kek

>>8617800
Once upon a time, there was a little boy born in a little town. He was perfect, or so his mother thought. But one thing was different about him. He had a gold screw in his belly button. Just the head of it peeping out.

Now his mother was simply glad he had all his fingers and toes to count with. But as the boy grew up he realized not everyone had screws in their belly buttons, let alone gold ones. He asked his mother what it was for, but she didn't know. Next he asked his father, but his father didn't know. He asked his grandparents, but they didn't know either.

That settled it for a while, but it kept nagging him. Finally, when he was old enough, he packed a bag and set out, hoping he could find someone who knew the truth of it.

He went from place to place, asking everyone who claimed to know something about anything. He asked midwives and physickers, but they couldn't make heads or tails of it. The boy asked arcanists, tinkers, and old hermits living in the woods, but no one had ever seen anything like it.

He went to ask the Cealdim merchants, thinking if anyone would know about gold, it would be them. But the Cealdim merchants didn't know. He went to the arcanists at the University, thinking if anyone would know about screws and their workings, they would. But the arcanists didn't know. The boy followed the road over the Stormwal to ask the witch women of the Tahl, but none of them could give him an answer.

Eventually he went to the King of Vint, the richest king in the world. But the king didn't know. He went to the Emperor of Atur, but even with all his power, the emperor didn't know. He went to each of the small kingdoms, one by one, but no one could tell him anything.

>>8617838
Finally the boy went to the High King of Modeg, the wisest of all the kings in the world. The high king looked closely at the head of the golden screw peeping from the boy's belly button. Then the high king made a gesture, and his seneschal brought out a pillow of golden silk. On that pillow was a golden box. The high king took a golden key from around his neck, opened the box, and inside was a golden screwdriver.

The high king took the screwdriver and motioned the boy to come closer. Trembling with excitement, the boy did. Then the high king took the golden screwdriver and put it in the boy's belly button.

Then the high king carefully turned the golden screw. Once: Nothing. Twice: Nothing. Then he turned it the third time, and the boy's ass fell off.

>>8617844
ok

The era of the nigger shall finally come to an end... Just do it already...

>>8617800
That answer to that question has already been observed through at least half a dozen experiments since the mid 70's. The most exciting current question is, what happens when you try to put a belly-button inside of a screwdriver? This exciting question has led to a great deal of skepticism and division in the scientific community to this very day.

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>>8617838
>>8617844

>>8617844
Legendarily unfunny.

>>8618041
>t. 60 lb. ass-less squatlet

>>8617844
The boy screamed in terror as his ass had fallen off, leaving him without the proper muscles for standing. He had fallen to the floor, groping his ass in disbelief of what had just occurred. The wise king with a smirk on his worn, wrinkly face ordered his guards to aid the boy and escort him to the courtyard of the castle. As the doors opened and the courtyard was visible to the boy, he gasped after seeing such beauty. Polished cobblestone pathways twisted throughout the yard with a large marble fountain in the middle and shrubs surrounding the perimeter, showing signs of abuse from the previous storms that had pursued the kingdom.

The king, with a irregular gait, had walked out of his castle and had made his way to the boy who had been propped against a cracked and vine covered granite pillar next to the main path.

>>8618070
Joke's on you, I'm an American.

>>8618082
Stay mad Hank Hill.

>>8617844
Kvothe is the most fedora'd protagonist in existence

>>8618079
This is getting interesting...

>>8618079
Wow i remember reading a story like this on furaffinity once but instead of the wolf's ass falling off he pissed and shit in his diaper and he was really embarassed.

>>8618160
Holy kek anon

>>8618160
I know that your post is memeing, but the chance of such a story existing is not far fetched, and that is what scares me.

>>8618183
So you read it too? Did you read the mature version with the shitting double-dick-nipples?

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>>8617800

>>8617800
it would be extremely painful

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>>8617800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q61pucNabiI

>>8617800
I always get nauseous and light headed when people talk about belly buttons. What's wrong with me?

You'd be screwed

>>8619053
Belly button cancer

>>8619038
Simple and autistic enough for /sci/. Nice explanation.

>>8617800
it becomes a belly hard-reset button

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>>8617800
>implying spoderman would not stop you from self harm

>>8617800
>What happens
Science happens.
And maths.

>>8617800
Well they would have a screwdriver in their bellybutton for one thing.