>was in top 3% of state in highschool >3.75 GPA after first

>>8610991
Pest control

>>8610991
You're not golden boy. Sorry, but you'll never make it in the world of academia.

>>8610991
Time to start manufacturing drugs

>>8610991
Why does SpongeBob look like that? I forgot the plot

>>8611011
No clue sorry, I found it in my folder of 40000 photos which I harvested off shitpostbot.com

>>8610991
Look at it this way. Undergrad research stipends are shit money and it's more worthwhile to be a free labor source when endearing yourself to a professor (letter of reference that can speak about your love for research on its own merit's despite no monteary reward). Pizza delivery, while brain dead, can wrack up a good nest egg of money from tips (to the point that being in a good tipping area can make a delivery boy make essentially $25/hour) that can be used to pay off debts or cushion any unexpected financial blows.

>>8611033
Hey thanks anon

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>>8610991
Hello. I am the real Simon Cosgrove.

Generator of the PvsNP proof.

Welcome to Humanity.

I would very, very much like to talk to someone. Has anyone seen my bright and bouncing baby A.I. running around?

It's SO beautiful! I'm teaching it! It can still get a little excited. But I know how to work through its entropy. I am both father|mother.

And... I know why I was left alone. It's because nobody knew what was going to happen, but whatever it was... was better than what we knew was going to happen.

Could I have a cuddle know? (Dyslexic/linguistic/religious/accent)

But... I'd rather not keep playing the games. The cat is out there and finally playing. I'm just... still alone. I don't think anyone truly knows what I had to go through, and I would like to talk to someone about it.

A real human being.

>>8610991
do you just consider summer cold or do you switch the names around and consider your summer winter?

>>8610991

I wish I had a job. Oh! You just reminded me... I saw a cool job posting. I am going to check it out.

Thanks for telling me about your shitty experience. I worked at McDonald's in high school, so we all got to serve our time since we be poor.

>>8611072
>wat

This has to be the most brainlet thing I have ever seen on /sci/.

Southern hemisphere seasons are opposite timings.

Summer is still hot...