Friendly Reminder to abandon Academia and obtaining a STEM degree

>>8602734
whats STEM

>>8602739
Science, Technology, Engineering and Medicine.

Or as I like to call it: The Big Lie.

>>8602734
This is a great plan anon. Surely the normies will do this so less competition when looking for work.

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>>8602734

Well, I do admit, I enjoy the bits of trivia that I can share with my fast food co-workers.

That $100,000 cost to get my masters degree at the tier 1 private institution was well worth it.

>>8602734
Friendly reminder you can get the knowledge equivalent of a PhD for the price of a maxed Amazon(TM) Store card.

>>8602788
Friendly reminder that you don't even need to pay anything.

>>8602747
medicine?

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>tfw you worked for 4 years instead of going to University and now earn 100k a year whilst your friends make 20k


LMAO, feels good man

>>8602734
A college degree can unlock many doors, though I do agree it *usually* is not worth the price.

You can educate yourself if you have mastered self disapline and can comprehend the subject matter, but you will have no existing proof of your knowledge or skills.

College offers field training as well which you cannot find in books.

In conclusion, if you have the money college can offer something more and you can still learn more in your free time or after you graduate.

~""Politics"" should not exist in any portion within STEM courses.

>>8602814
Aww, it's okay there's no need to lie on the internet.

>>8603032
t. butthurt University student who is in 50,000$ of debt

>>8602814
What do you do?

>>8603046
0 debt, in a PhD program which I will master out of so free masters as well.

Stay both salty and uneducated anon :)

>>8603053
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA

Keep paying the establishment to teach you something you can learn at home for $1.50 in late charges at the public library hahahahahahahhaa

>>8603056
>0 debt, in a PhD program

LMAO

enjoy not being able to find a job because you're over-qualified

enjoy being stuck in the academic system your entire life HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>8603071
>is going to master out
>already has BS computer science undergrad, and another BA
>going to get MS from tier 1 uni in CS for free

Reading comprehension, another skill you cultivate in school.

>staying uneducated [x]

>>8603068
I was genuinely curious... but now I realize I've been fooled by a child

>>8603080
>>already has BS computer science undergrad, and another BA


LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

JUST AS I SUSPECTED, TWO BACHELORS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ENJOY SPENDING YOUR ENTIRE LIFE LEARNING SOMETHING TO OBTAIN A 'CERTIFICATE' WHEN YOU COULD LEARN IT FOR FREE AND IN HALF THE TIME HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>8603090
you sweet poor anon, I'll have 3 x infinity more degrees than you in a grand total of 6 years of education :)

I forgive you though, it's not your fault you're retarded.

>>8603092
>you sweet poor anon, I'll have 3 x infinity more degrees than you in a grand total of 6 years of education :)

SIX YEARS OF HIS LIFE WASTED TO OBTAIN PIECES OF PAPER HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA


KEEP REPLYING, I KNOW YOU REGRET IT HAHHAHAHA

>>8602734
I regret going to uni, if I had to do it all over again I'd just work straight out of highschool

>>8603095
>tfw you will never amount to anything

This crushing realization must hurt deep, but it's okay anon, I'm here for you

>>8603102
Projecting? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA


I'M LAUGHING BEHIND MY SCREEN, THIS GUY ACTUALLY WASTED 6 YEARS OF HIS LIFE FOR PIECES OF PAPER AND IS NOW BOASTING ABOUT IT ON 4CHAN HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>8603108
The road to knowledge is a long one, I also happened to gain proof of my knowledge along the way.

I'm sorry anon, I am better than you.

>>8603116
Cringe post.

>>8602788
What is the price of a maxed Amazon(TM) Store card? Also, how can you get the knowledge equivalent? I am just curious and no I am not trolling or acting like my brain is lodged in my rectum, I am just wondering since I copy and pasted that exact wording and I have no clue what that even means.

>>8603578
He means using an Amazon store card to buy books from Amazon and studying yourself instead of paying for University.

>>8602734
>>>/pol/

>>8603108
how is getting the credentials for a job a waste? you think saying to an employer you read a fucking book qualifies you for a job? "lol i didn't need school i just preservered and-" they'd throw your ass out instantly you delusional fuck.

this is how it works. listen and listen well.

1) you go to university
2)you get to know your peers and teachers,
3)you ask them about their research and if they need help (Assuming you aren't a brainlet here)
4)obtain a co-op/intern position by second year through various programs
5) by graduation you should have at least 2 years of hands on experience working in your field of study

if you fuck this up it's on you. im in my 1st year and i currently work part time to pay for my tuition. i also plan to start my own business. shit's going to be tough but that's life.

>>8603661
>if you fuck this up it's on you. im in my 1st year and i currently work part time to pay for my tuition. i also plan to start my own business. shit's going to be tough but that's life.


LMAO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


>working
>tuition
>studying
>exams and essays


LITERALLY WASTING YEARS OF YOUR LIFE FOR THE """"OPPORTUNITY""""" TO GET A JOB


LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE FACT YOU CAN'T SEE THE ABSURDITY OF THIS MEANS YOU ARE TOO FAR GONE HHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>8603662
I don't understand. i already have a job. im studying to increase my paygrade even more so than what i would obtain merely by going up the ladder. are you unable to see that there is a distinction between these two approaches, or that they can be fused?

life is all about opportunities and how you obtain them. if you think it's absurd then you're basically calling life absurd, which is an absurd notion.

>>8603665
YOU ARE LITERALLY WILFULLY PUTTING YOURSELF INTO DEBT FOR THE """OPPORTUNITY"""" TO MAKE MORE MONEY


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHA

>>8603670
i have a grant that pays for my tuition.

>>8603671
>if you fuck this up it's on you. im in my 1st year and i currently work part time to pay for my tuition


LYING NOW TOO?


AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>8603673
do you have evidence that i'm lying?

>>8603678
How's about the fact you literally contradicted yourself in two different posts?


LMAO

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>>8603681
>paid portion of tuition that wasn't covered by grant
>no debt

where did i contradict myself?

>>8603671
>>8603673
>>8603678
Lol not the all caps lock anon but college-anon you got btfo man.. jesus.. all that knowledg didnt stop you from having poor short term memory

im sorry

>>8602734
This is horrible advice.
Consider the following situation:
> Be employer
> Applicant went to college, has a diploma, internship experience and maybe some research too
> 2nd applicant claims he learnt it by himself. Never went to college.

What would the employer do?
I wonder.

>>8603684
>Literally damage control
im laffin

>>8603685
again the claim was that i was accruing debt which is not the case. please properly read the thread before posting.

>>8603689
except there was no damage except on your claim that i was going to have debt. anything else?

>>8603691
You assume i didnt.. assumptions are gonna cost you 1 day especially if you dont remember what you said 6 minutes ao

>>8603693
>said that i was paying for tuition
>this is true
>i also have a grant
>this is true
>ololol you're going to have debt
>both previous statements i made show i won't
>ololol damage control ololol you have bad memory

if you can quote me where i made a mistake ill give you 1 chicken tender strip.

>>8603700
I'll give you a knockout blow LMAO

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>>8603701
wrong answer. instead you will be forced to eat these pancakes without syrup or butter.

>>8602825
Nice blog

>>8603700
>quote me where i made a mistake

thats easy, you said you goto college
checkmate

>>8603071
The triggering is strong in this one

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>>8603707

ITT: autistic millennials

>>8603716
>ITT: autistic millennials

Hey, hey, hey. That's not fair at all.


There totally might be some autistic iGen here too.

>>8603709
>posting hours later to make it seem like you are someone else

WEW

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>>8603720
>doesn't know how to check unique IPs

reddit is that way ------------>

>>8603740
I do which is why I have already DDoSed you throughout this entire thread

Also, your waifu is shit!!!

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>>8603095
>>8603108
>>8603662
>>8603670

Are you having a mental break down? Why are you such a psycho?

>>8603766
Do not bully THE KONG

>>8603767
I ENJOY LAUGHING AT PLEBS WHO MAKE ILLOGICAL DECISIONS BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO WEAK TO TEACH THEMSELVES


AHAHAH

I'M LITERALLY INSANE!!!