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>be me
>be in math 9 class
>studying inequalities
>teacher walks up to the board, holding can of unopened sprite still ice cold from his mini fridge
>OwOwhatsthis.jpg
>"Alright class, whoever can correctly draw the number line representing this inequality gets this pop!"
>most of us are hyped cause sugary carbonated drink
>arrogant know-it-all who sits in back of class instantly raises hand
>fuck.png
>i shared all my classes with this guy, and whenever something like this happened, he always won and flaunted it
>everyone hated him
>wild idea appears
>while everyone, including the teacher, is fixated on mr amazings math skills, i sneak the pop into my pocket
>guy finishes, expects pop
>no pop there
>triggered.bat
>tl;dr he was like 'm-muh soda'
>teacher was silently kekking, realizing what happened and how much we hated the kid
>"Well, you didnt even get it right, so you wouldnt have won anyways."
>holyshit.exe
>this arrogant ass bitch got one single detail of the question wrong that made the whole answer fucked up
>whole class inwardly cheering
>arrogant kid seething with the rage of a million triggered feminists
>mfw
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Is it time for another "shit that never happened" thread?
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>>8591219
Fuck off and don't come back.
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i dont really understand why everyone is so salty
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>>8591219
Fuck of, we litterally are that kid.
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>>8591219
>mfw that kid was me, except I got it right and my pop.
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>>8591219
That was me but I always accidentally blurted answers out instead of being asked to.
>Me
>Culinary Arts
>Teacher writing costs of meats, how many pounds we need of each, et cetera
>She pauses and goes "Yeah, that's everything. No where's my calculator?"
>My dad always uses me as a calculator because he struggles to use his own calculator as quickly as I do math in my head
>I answer on instinct
>Suddenly class starts mumbling all around me because hick-town of 2,000 people can't multiply in their heads
>Don't even realize it was me until a friend nudges me and goes "Nice, dude"
>Teacher uses calculator anyways
>I got it right
>More mumbling from classmates and gasps and this one blonde chick saying she could do it if she tried
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