What is the oldest branch of engineering? Mechanical? Civil?

>>8584988
Military

>>8585004
And I'd put civil as second.

>>8584988
biomedical

>>8584988
Computer science

Civil, obviously.

>>8585398
Fuck you dude I was gonna say that lmao

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>>8585398
IT

>>8585004
>>8585077
/thread

>>8584988
Aerospace

>>8584988
Prostitution

>>8584988
Social

>>8584988
Babylon

>>8584988
Pyro

fitting dicks in ass engineering, the original and oldest one

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>>8584988
Genetic Catgirl Engineering

>>8584988
Materials tb.h

Probably civil

>>8585004

You need to build things before you can knock them down

>>8585789
You need things to kill other humans before building things is necessary. The shimpanzees already use spears to kill other tribes intruding their territory.

>>8584988
There are two, and only two kinds of engineers (despite our 200+ categories)
Military engineers (who came first), build weapons.
Civil engineers build targets.
That is, and always will be, engineering.

>>8585816
so:

1a. military
1b. civil
2. mechanical?

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>>8584988
>Systems engineering

>>8584988
>putting leaves and shit ovet your head, to shelter you from rain

Architecture was first, civil eng. came second, after they discovered math.

>>8584988
jesus christ i want taytay to take a big steaming shit on me

>>8584988
Meme engineering

>>8587219
explain

>>8584988
>Let there be light.
Electrical engineering, it is written.

>>8585797
>sharpening sticks to make weapons
>engineering

ok

Idk, when it came to ancient civilization, mech and civil went hand in hand.

>>8589893
I think he means ballistic weapons which far predate agriculture and infrastructure

>>8590027
Thats still not engineering, its crafting. It becomes engineering when math is applied. The first military application of this was seige weapons.

the first and only engineering discipline taught at my school is civil

>>8584988
Agricultural, followed by military

>>8584988
It's the one the first homosexuals created.

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>>8590635
Autists here don't even comment on Taylor epic legs.

Faggots.

>>8584988
industrial

Reproductive.

Don't even /try/ to convince me that the crazy shit we pulled during sex didn't require math. Even Bonobos can't match the shit we did and painted on walls.

>>8592074
What the fuck are you talking about

architecture probably predates metallurgy

>>8584988
Civil -> Mechanical -> Military

>>8584988
tent pitching

>>8584988
civil

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Tawh is het leodst chnrba of nnegrgeneii? Mnichaealc? Iiclv? Lmyiarti? Setyssm?

enviorment aka agriculture and civil aka putting wet piles of shit and dirt on top of each other, letting them dry and calling it a hut

Making fire was probably thermal engineering.

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>>8590284
> It becomes engineering when math is applied
With a club I don't need to hit that many times to kill.

>>8584988

Asshole Engineering

>>8584988

Military

We have been killing each other since the beginning of time.

>>8588583
kek