>/sci/ will get this wrong.
"If yesterday were tomorrow, today would be Friday".
Science Fact: When shitposters die, they go to shitposter hell.
sunday
>>8553634
shitposter hell is very real.
>>8553621
There is no question to get wrong. And the first part can imply two different translations, -2 or +2
Sage
>>8553621
>If yesterday were tomorrow
This is a contradiction, since yesterday and tomorrow are by definition two days apart. From a contradictive assumption, anything can follow, including that it is consequently Friday, thus there is nothing wrong with this statement.