Are there any dangers to keeping your phone in your front

Ball cancer.
Semen loss.

>>8552417
The hazards are different depending on whether you wear tight pants or pants meant for men.

>>8552419
There is no evidence this happens

>>8552480
There is no evidence anything happens but the stream of senses you are experiencing right now.
#hume #deep #makesyouthink

Also, sage.

>>8552417

You would be absorbing less radiation than if you were literally keeping a banana in your pocket, so no, I wouldn't worry about it.

>>8552417
you might wind up dialing someone if you get a boner

>>8552417
Well personally if I get a boner I would break my phone, i don't know about you though

>>8552752
>having a dick

>>8552724
>obligatory "is that a banana in your pocket" joke