Perfectly reasonable evolutionary expectations for future

>>8542092
Some people can actually control their stapedius reflex, we just need eugenics to breed them

>>8542102
I can do that. The contraction sounds like a sub-sonic low frequency rumble. But I want to be able to seal them shut. So bugs can't crawl in when I'm asleep. So when my buddy gets gun fever and fires off a round six inches behind my head they can reflexively slam shut so I don't go ear-ringing deaf for ten minutes. So I can create instant silence in any kind of crowd-related situation.

>>8542120

Buy some earplugs.

>>8542120
Congrats anon, apparently it's really rare
Also get a cochlear implant if you want an earing on/off switch

>>8542092
Yeah, all those developing countries could have avoided listening to the World Bank.

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>>8542120
High five anon, I can do this too! Never realized not everyone could do this tbqfhfampai.

What about a dick lid so you can keep fapping after you nut, build up the pressure and then release the fluids all over Stacy at school after a week of collecting?

>>8542149
>really rare
I don't believe you tbqh

>>8543452
This is the kind of creative thinking this thread needs.