>My friend is standing 100 meter away from me in the dark

>>8528108
> 100 m/s > 3e8 m/s

that's what you just said

>>8528129
Am I in /lit/ or something, or why is everyone so dumb in here. I thought this was sci.

>1000 pages of information transferred in a second

>>8528108
I kekd, u r a retard op

6/10 if troll

>>8528108
Pretty low quality bait desu

>>8528130
1000 pages of information moved at a speed of 100 m/s

light moves at 3e8 m/s

anything else?

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>I build a 3 light-years long stick
>My friend stays 3 light years from me with a flashlight(light is green) in hand
>I push the stick and the flashlight is on
>Information of the Bible is transferred instantaneously

>>8528145
a stick that long wont transmit the push from the near end into a push at the far end instantaneously, it would take time for all the atoms to be "pushed"

>>8528108
Why don't you leave the trolling to the professionals?

>be on planet X
>friend is on planet Y
>planet Y is ten light years from planet X
>build a ten light year long metal rod that reaches from planet X to planet Y
>move the rod back and forth on planet X, maybe signal something in Morse code
>on planet Y, friend sees the rod move at the same time I move it on planet X
>since it would have taken light sent from planet X ten year to reach planet Y, but my metal rod message was received instantly, information was sent faster than light

>>8528153
that's a shitty bait though

>>8528145
fucker beat me to it

>>8528108
Holy fuck Op I'm in the middle of a restaurant I just choked on my coke u fuker, thanks made my day lmao

>>8528153
Do you have any idea how absurdly much metal you would need to construct a stick 10 years long?
That can't be possible due to special relativity; no object can travel faster than light so you can't build stick that long because E = mc^2 and m = length^3*density, so you would have
E = length^3 * density * c^2
c^2 = E/length^3/density
c = E / length^3 / density = 3 000 000 000
Length < 10 years assuming iron

>>8528180
I giggled 7/10

>>8528151
Quantum entangled laser at end of stick, instant switch.

>>8528204
7.5/10 and rising

>>8528153
>build a ten light year long metal rod that reaches from planet X to planet Y
>move the rod back and forth on planet X, maybe signal something in Morse code
>on planet Y, friend sees the rod move at the same time I move it on planet X

You are dumb
When you move your ten light year long rod is like you're pushing and pulling that rod, in the material while you make that movement, there are created mechanical longitudinal waves that travel at the speed of sound on that material so your friend in the planet Y would have to wait more than 10 years to see you move the rod

>>8528232
autism speaks

>agree with my friend that when he sees a red car, the entire information of the bible should come to his mind
>three months later he sees a red car and remembers our agreement
>I'm 4km away from him
>entire information of the bible traveled instantly

>>8528108
>Any questions?

yes I have a question. Does it physically hurt to be as stupid as you appear to be based on your post?

I would really like to know, thanks.

>>8528204
kek

How has this board turned to complete autism?