Do there exist any degrees that no one on this board will make

>>8526166
>taking career advice from shitposters

I shiggy diggy my niggy

try not being so insecure about your degree choice

>>8526169
>taking career advice from anyone except close family members who are also knowledgeable

Nah, I'm good.

>>8526166
I'm pretty sure /sci/ isn't a single person, and you can't pretend the same person who thinks chem is a meme degree thinks the same for engineering.

>>8526171
This also.

I majored in theoretical linguistics, what do people say about my degree?

>>8526350
>Have fun understanding the subtle ways people scorn you when you're begging for money on a street corner.

>>8526166
>You just can't fucking win with you people.
welcum to /sci/ pls enjoy stay

There is literally
LITERALLY
no way you can make fun of

uhhhh, shit, I can't think of any.

>>8526166
comp sci is where it's at
can work in any field at any time
can work from home
can work on the beach in Barbuda
tons of jobs and make plenty of money with the lowest stress in all of STEM

>>8526488
get back to your containment board you little autist

>>>/g/

>>8526488
>comp sci

Codemonkey
Pajeet tech support

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>>8526494

>>8526166
>questioning /sci/'s undermining of anything and everything

>>>/lit/

>>8526166
If you really are a chem major, then why dont you study organometallics with me?

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Double Bachelors in Electrical Engineering and Physics while studying programming on the side.

i dare you to make fun of this.

>>8526588
Dual degrees are a meme. Way to play yourself, friendo.

>>8526595
it's not a meme if i can get twice the credibility by doing one extra year. the real memer is you with your low test one major in math/science with nothing else thinking you can make up for it with a high gpa.

>>8526588
My uni offers an engineering physics program, with a focus on electrical. So I'm getting virtually the same credibility as you, but in 4 years

>>8526605
my double bachelors program is 4 years. also engineering physics is not the same as EE w/ Physics. you're in reality studying electronic engineering; you're specializing early on.

>>8526605
>>8526610
I've been told engineering physics requires you to get a master's degree or above to actually be employable.

>>8526612
not him but i don't think that's valid unless you mean being employed as an engineering physicist or something along those lines. you can still be a general engineer working with w/e you specialized in or what you can show you're capable of handling.

>>8526614
That makes sense, it's just that it's a relatively new degree. I've got a really silly thing where the engineering program I'm in was originally an engineering physics (mechanical) program, then it was reaccredited as just mechanical engineering. But when you look at ABET, the degree is stated as being Engineering Physics: Mechanical Engineering.

>>8526610
All of the research I've been naturally drawn to has been exactly that. But, I'm approaching my degree as basically EE with a hobby in physics, and it's a lot of fun for me. I also have work experience in a popular audio company. But I also don't really know what to do with my life.

>>8526612
That's why I chose EE, that's always employable

>>8526638
don't always think that EE is employable. you're going to be competing against a lot of people who think the same way. try to treat yourself with a lot of determination.

>>8526536
Because I'm only 3 months into my general education. Someday though, friend.

>>8526488
Don't work on the beach I don't want to see you shirtless you pasty neck beard Doritos dust computer nerd

Please make fun of Anthropology.

>inb4 not a real science.

Be creative at least.

>>8526488

>can and will get outsourced to pajeet at any time

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>>8526735
It starts with ant so you have a small dick lmao

Forensics is the only useful science to study

>>8526638

EE is actually projected for 0 to negative job growth. You want to go into a really meme subfield with EE, like RF or Advanced DSP to always be employable.

>>8526588

This can actually work out beautifully if your EE specialty is heavily physics related, like RF engineering. If you go into communications or digital systems its pretty much a waste. Be smart about it, don't just double major for DUDE IM SUPER EMPLOYABLE LOL

>>8526744
>EE is actually projected for 0 to negative job growth

But aren't most EEs old and need to be replaced?

>>8526784

That can be said about any field. But the market isn't exactly growing enough to provide for all of the people who have been pushed into the E part of STEM. Of which there are a lot. Its growing marginally. But people are being pushed into engineering like never before, naturally making the labor pool much larger and cheaper.

>>8526166
>Math are just useless theoretical degrees

Only butthurt CS majors say that.

>>8526671
Then want to do baby tier organic or will you be too pre-med for that?

>>8526166
did you memerize this too? top LEL

Mechanical Engineering is the masterrace degree.
Being the most difficult engineering degree, it gives you a general understanding of all the major fields of physics and delves deep into thermodynamics and fluid mechanics.
The job market and social prestige is excellent and demand is only expected to grow.
Anyone who disagrees with this is probably just some butthurt EE or comp sci major and should be ignored.

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>>8526166
>engineering

>>8527221
>Mechanical Engineering is the masterrace degree.
Son, EE is modern physics while ME is 1850.

>Anyone who disagrees with this is probably just some butthurt EE or comp sci major and should be ignored.

Telling others what to do, kek.

Fuck off, looser.

>>8526488
>computer ""science""

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>>8526402
Fucking lol.

>>8527221
>memechanical engineering

>>8527268
>EE major talking shit
Thanks for proving my point.

>>8527326
You had no point, kid.

No fuck off with your b8. I rate it 1/10

I have a fucking job where I save millions of childrens lives around the world

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>>8527349
>job that both involves fucking and saving children

hmmmmmm...

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>>8527359
HA

>>8526815
Is that a stereotype we have? CS is just a subfield of math.

>>8527221
I disagree. EE is the most useful degree as of today because it is [math]us[/math] that will solve the energy crisis.

>>8526166
Why do you seek acceptance from people you've never met?

>>8526177
>you can't pretend the same person who thinks chem is a meme degree thinks the same for engineering.

You can though, because they are.

>>8526166
Protip for you and everyone on this board: Every undergraduate degree is a meme degree, they are all shallow jokes which do not make you a scientist and do not teach you how to conduct research

>>8529992
>Every undergraduate degree is a meme degree, they are all shallow jokes which do not make you a scientist and do not teach you how to conduct research

>what is computer science: the post

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>>8529992
I dare you to find even ONE flaw in my nene studies degree fag

>>8526488
What do work in specific?

I did Math + Comp Sci, and now I work doing automation. I definitely can't work from a beach.

>>8530009
Truly a perfect degree, the only flaw is that it's not offered by any recognized university.

>>8530013
There are too many brainlets for a degree so complex and enlightening to be offered right now, but someday it will happen.

>>8530009
Not enough smug anime faces

>>8527359

he meant saving them from their virgin status so the y don't end up like the chanz, jeez

>>8526735
You're a nigger lover.

π/2