How to wake someone up immediatly without hurting/forcing

>>8497774
Zeitgeist movie.

>>8497776
He is asleep, i can't show him a fucking movie if he can't sit up for 1 minute

>>8497778
Joke over head.meme

>>8497774
Spray his dick hole with febreeze. I can link the research if needed

>>8497774
Suck his dick off until he comes. He will feel alert and refreshed.

>>8497774
Cum on his face.

>>8497774
lube up your pinky, then fondle his crack

kick him in the boots/footwear
worked for soldiers in warzones where you couldn't really tell if it was your fellow gently waking you up or a serbian genocidal maniac wanting to slit your throat

>>8497776
Underrated post of the year.

>>8497776
I dont get it

>>8498056
Waking up metaphorically anon

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Bite earlobe reasonably hard.

>>8497774
use love energy and meditation
no rational way to do it
believe me i tried, but succeeded only by living my own Truth and exposing their lie

Place a burrito next to him on a pillow. Make sure he doesn't eat it and go back to sleep. This happened to someone I know once.