>The Bion Ring is based on the design of an ancient sandstone

>>8481508
>>The Bion Ring is based on the design of an ancient sandstone ring, known as the 'Assouan Ring'
Correct

>The ancient ring is thought to act as a quantum filter, and potent amplifier of bio-resonant frequencies, through sympathetic resonance technology.
Ayy lmao

>Modern analysis of the Bion ring, (based on the design of the original Assouan ring) using Vegatest electronic equipment, as well as kinesiology, confirms De Belizal's conclusions: the ring creates a powerful protective "cocoon" around the wearer, significantly reducing electromagnetic, geopathic and other stress.

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>>8481508
I'm not bion it.

>>8481508
>The Bion Ring

Googling this I found http://www.visionutopian.com.au/biontechnologies.html

From there I noticed
>Dr. Keith Maitland

Apparently a guy involved in this "research" so I googled his name to find https://au.linkedin.com/in/dr-keith-maitland-4783482b

>Life didn’t start auspiciously for Keith. He couldn’t read until he was thirteen years old, being diagnosed as dyslexic in the mid 60’s. He also failed High School, but he didn’t let these setbacks stop him.

He couldn't read until 13 and did not graduate high school. I mean, sure he had dyslexia but this explains how he ended where he is at.

Also, he didn't graduate high school but somehow he has a PHD (no mention of this PhD but he calls himself doctor so I guess...).

Also this is fun:
>Keith is married, and lives on the Gold Coast with his mother and his mother in-law.

I guess the bion ring isn't selling so well lol.

And finally

>He left the centre in 2000, eventually
becoming bankrupt.

Is ANY of this surprising? Why are the new-age faggots always absolute losers who call themselves doctors.

>>8481520
10/10, flawless victory
/thread

>>8481508
technically, that's not even a ring

>>8481520
Kek'd