GUYS I GOT IT
The universe is a just the big bang particle going through wave cycles. When we hit heat death, the wave function flattens, then the universe begins to head back towards a particle (the big crunch). Not really sure what happens for the second part, but it's a cycle.
So the universe is really just a particle this whole time just pretending to be in a bunch of other places, until some god-like being looks at us and then we have to assume a position or something I think.
OH SHIT IT GET'S WORSE
What if it's not gods that have to look at the particle-universe for it to collapse its superposition, but actually just one of us. So like in a double slit experiment, if an idiot looks at the reflection pattern, the electrons would hypothetically still behave as a wave since the idiot doesn't know anything. Basically, once we figure out how and why the universe is supposed to work, it assumes a superposition, and we all die and the universe ends?
>Basically, once we figure out how and why the universe is supposed to work, it assumes a superposition, and we all die and the universe ends?
Wrong, obviously
>>8470753
Obviously because god is real duh
On a slightly related side note is "The wave function of electrons collapses when observed XD" just a slightly more technical Schroedinger's Cat, in the sense of the message being corrupted by popsci plebs?
>>8470769
It's pretty much the same message and the same misunderstanding.
>>8470755
If god is not real, why do all the elites worship satan?
>>8471198
Does making a lot of money mean you're smart?
>>8470769
>a slightly more technical Schroedinger's Cat
There is nothing less technical than OPs idea so that automatically disqualifies it from being a "more technical version" of ANYTHING
>>8471212
Well, mr. armchair, all half assed superiority-establishing attempt quips aside, succeeding at something you choose, however petty it may be or seem to others, in any widescale competitve field, is irrefutable evidence of greatness in a man. Whether or not u agree with his direction of that greatness is irrelevant.