Alright nerds, the Sun is about to crash into the earth, but

>>8431236

>sun is about to crash into the earth

what?

>>8431236
Putting aside the retarded premise, because the earth wouldn't even exist after collision with the sun, let alone be inhabitable (I'll pretend everyone died of super-ebola or something)

1 credit on a laptop with as much relevant information as you can about surviving and rebuilding when you get out. Some games to play too so you don't go insane sitting in a box.

1 credit on a big bag of assorted seeds so you don't have to start harvesting wild stuff when you get out.

Spend the rest on gigantic containers of food/water. You probably could survive with only 2 food items and water but it would be really fucking boring eating nothing but olives and rice for 2 years straight.

>carbonfiber bunker
>implying this will help you

>>8431259
>Putting aside the retarded premise, because the earth wouldn't even exist after collision with the sun, let alone be inhabitable

Oh wow you're clever

>>8431265
It's a hexadecimally arranged fibre photon lattice that resists both heat and pressure

>>8431279
so after 2 years I'll be allowed to drop the meme-shield and climb out into the sun's photosphere?

>>8431279
What about the gravitational pull of the sun?

>>8431289
That's what causes the crash

>>8431312
But how will that be survivable? Even if the bunker is basically invulnerable and impenetrable, unless it somehow blocks gravity (which I think is basically impossible without cavorite, since gravity doesn't require a medium of transmission), the gravity inside will be like 330,000G. No human can survive that.

Goddamn fucking newfags

>>8431340
Gravitons won't pass through the.

>>8431345
I blame reddit

>>8431346
The what?

>>8431352
The,

>>8431353
The;

>>8431346
I accidentally the gravitons. Is that dangerous?

>>8431549
The?

>>8431578
Help my photons are photosynthesizing - is this the?

>>8431236
I think you'll find that the earth is about to crash into the sun, rather than the other way around.
Your whole premise is built on sand.

>>8431236
>teh Sun is about to crash into teh earth
Lrn2planetary-physics fgt pls

>>8431236
>What do you take with you, /sci/?

Sunscreen.

>Carbon fiber melting point is 3,500 Celsius
> temperature of the corona of the sun is 4999726.85 Celsius
>Sun falls into earth

>>8431236
I would take 10 copies of Neil Sedaka's 1976 album "Stepping Out"

To remind me that yes, I am Bad and Beautiful

>>8432050
And shades. Future's so bright!

Am I witnessing the birth of a new epic meme? No bueno haha

Make sure I'm in the screenshot! I'll get heaps of karma for this one!

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>>8431236
1. 50$ giftcard to walmart
2. 1 gallon of ice cream ( pistachio)
3. A sun mad of ice
4. A Microsoft Zune
5. A cell phone
6. Thumb drive with my Doge coins
7. Fax machine
8. 35mm film camera
9. 4 chan gold pass
10. Reddit

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>>8433459
10

>>8433459
>sun made of ice

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