>mfw I give bad advice on Researchgate to sabotage other researchers

how do you feel about possibly hindering discoveries someone else would've made that you wouldn't have made anyway?

>>8412237
I think my image sums up my feelings pretty nicely.

>>8412249
so you have no qualms with stunting scientific progress then? are you only in it for the money?

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>>8412254
>are you only in it for the money?
Was Loki in it for the money? Was Satan in it for the money? Was Reynard the Fox in it for the money? What part of 'devlish' don't you understand?!

>>8412257
I mean, according to the story Satan was just in it for the power

>>8412260
what's the difference between money and power?

>>8412271
different forms of energy

>>8412274
Power is not energy, it is energy over time.

>>8412274
power isn't a form of energy

>>8412279
>>8412280
it was a metaphor you fucking dildos

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>>8412282
ok there kiddo

>>8412212
When we were supposed to work in a group for a presentation (final part of a long lab course), I told others to leave it to me. They agreed and thanked me. Then I went to professor's office and whined that others are freeloading parasites and showed him my nearly complete presentation slides.

They had to do the whole course again!

>>8414071
ur a fuckin cunt m8

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>Number my references in the reverse of the order in which I cite them

If you're taking advice on RG then you are sabotaging yourself already.

>>8414178
you do this manually? Or can you set BibTeX to do this?

>>8414071

Kek

>>8412212
Thats not /devilish/ you retard. Devilish would be sabotaging the research of people working on the same thing as you are, or stealing someone elses research. your just being an ass for no reason.

>>8414184
This.

>>8414221
You're overthinking things. Just do what feels naturally devlish to you.

Mi h

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>>8412271
Money is a mcmansion in Saratoga that starts falling down in ten years.
Power is an age old stone building that stands for centuries.
I cannot respect a man who doesn't see the difference.

>>8414178
That is pure evil.

>>8412271
Very little. In modern terms money = ecological affordance. The ultimate application of that -potential- power depends on the individual. A moron can easily be nullified, someone wise will not.

>>8414071
If you'd done this to me, I'd simply have throat-punched and proceeded to kick you in the ribs until broken.

>>8414436
Congratulations, now on top of failing the course you have been suspended or possibly expelled from school and arrested.

>>8414450
And you're probably dead, or permanently impeded in some considerable fashion, I'd consider that I had simply done my civil duty. :)

>>8414436
Yes, kill him anon. Kill him!

>>8414450
Doesn't matter, for you. :^)

>>8414071
You're retarded and you should feel bad that you've wasted so much oxygen, water and food.

>>8412271
The oldest lie in America.

>>8414071
Why the hell did you that?

>>8412212
So you are doing this with a sock puppet account right? Because if you aren't then you are an idiot. Giving bad advice simply makes you look like an idiot

>>8415451

See >>8414184

I jizz in the thermocycler sometimes

>>8414436
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>8416378
>gorilla warfare
kek

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>>8414071
>implying they would leave an autist to creating the slideshow

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>>8416378
you having a fuckin bubble mate

>>8414071
Wow. Dude you are a dick. You see people talk, others will find out. Next time you have a group project you will get fucked

>>8416946
So do it in your senior year when those cucks already have jobs lined up.

>>8412212
I sneakily insert memes to my essays and reports.

>>8414071
lmfao

literally evil

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>getting some data from a test chamber I built
>Got many probes in it
>Need one data set to justify my trends and arguments for a specific behaviour
> 2 probes don't show right behaviour
Haha guess I always had n-2 probes all along guys

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>have to write a report
>use Microsoft Word and use Computer Modern font to emulate LaTeX

>>8419835
This is the /devilish/ thread not the /normal_behaviors/ thread.

>>8419835
So, was it a problem with the probes or a problem with the conclusions?

>>8420589
What problem are you talking about? There was no problem. Everything worked out perfect

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>related work section contains not a single positive sentence

>>8412212
I mean, researchgate
>somehow worse than quora