Where the FUCK are all the extraterrestrials? Don't tell me there aren't any, our galaxy has 400 billion suns and the universe has billions of galaxies.
There is the chance they don't exist.
If someone calls, it is sometimes smart to not answer.
If they exist, they could be too far away
Probably at Alpha Centauri, but it's too far away.
Two solutions :
- They are far far far away.
-Or when you have the scientific capability to explore others planetary systems, you are smart enough to not interfere with lower civilizations and you are smart enough to not be a warmonger.
>>8398612
Both, if they exist. I just wish that everything was more like Star Wars and I could have been born a Jedi knight and turned to the dark side.
>>8398590
>far away
>>8398597
>far away
>>8398612
>far away
NO THEY CAN JUST INVENT FASTER SPACESHIPS, I WANT AN ALIEN GF RIGHT NOW
>>8398576
not making some primitive monkeys freak the fuck out and attack them
>>8398615
>I WANT AN ALIEN GF RIGHT NOW
If a human girl doesn't want to fuck you, then there's absolutely zero chance an alien one would. You are nothing more than a filthy dog to the aliens.
>>8398624
STOP TELLING ME HURTFUL TRUTHS
>>8398624
What if they're more primitive than we are?
>>8398576
More stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth.