OK guys you are the most intellectual people I know of, so answer

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i ate playdoh when i was like 4 and my poo poo turned green

is that what happened t oyou?

>>8385271
No my diet isn't playdoh anymore, mostly little caesers and papa John's, whenever I go to their restrooms for a checkup their poo poo always green. Why?

It's one of the last great unanswered questions in medical science, actually. One that's appeared in the medical texts of every civilization in recorded history, and defied every attempt to explain it.

It's up there with aging and afterlife.

>>8385304
Me too thanks

>>8385267
Lack of stercobillin.

Eat more french fries.

>>8385267

I get that after too much grape flavored kool-aid with NutraSweet

>>8385267
It's undigestable synthetic food colouring that exits the back of you unchanged. It's illegal to use in Canadian food where I live, but sometimes I get American made cereal delivered to me and it comes out strongly green.

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>>8386554
>His digestive system can't process synthetic food coloring
gastrolet detected

>>8385267
>>8386554
No I just poop green I don't eat food coloring

>>8385267
It's because the bile secreted to digest food in your intestines is green, and only turns brown after the digestion process is complete. There's something making you poop too fast if your poop is green. It hasn't had time to ferment in your intestines like it should.