I'm planning to get myself imprisoned so that I can concentrate better on mathematics. Is financial fraud my best bet at getting a somewhat long sentence without being seen as a degenerate subhuman?
>>8373991
Dude just get an adderall prescription, for the love of God don't throw yourself in jail on PURPOSE.
There are better ways to focus than being locked up, if anything prison only leads to boredom and a life of crime.
t. reformed convict
>>8373991
I would advise immigrating to Sweden first.
>>8373992
What is the hierarchy among prisoners?
>>8373994
This.
Then you might, or might not want to start shooting at leftists.
stab a child molester to death faget
>>8373996
Scrawny white nerds are at the bottom
fake a psychosis and go to a mental hospital instead. it's way better than jail.
>>8374017
Can confirm. I shagged a couple in the butt when in the pokey. Nothings beats those smooth cheeks and tight butthole.
>>8374021
You probably won't get to use a pen. People will constantly check on you, and you won't be able to stay for long.
You'd be better off backpacking. As long as you don't drink, smoke or do drugs you'll have plenty of money begging at suburban walmarts to spend eight hoursa day in a starbuck's doing maths on your netbook
Bomb jokes in the airport
Don't do this, anon. If you are looking for extreme solutions just throw all your electronic devices.
>>8373991
Just put aside some money, set all bills to direct debit procedure so you don't have to answer your mail. Stockpile food and imprison yourself in your apartment instead.
Throw the keys out of the window. And if you want the full experience, also throw out your internet router and telephone.
>>8373992
false
just look at poncelet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Victor_Poncelet
> Upon capture, he was interrogated by General Mikhail Andreyevich Miloradovich, but he did not disclose any information.[10] The Russians held him as a prisoner of war and confined him at Saratov.[11] During his imprisonment, in the years 1812–1814, he wrote his most notable work, Traité des propriétés projectives des figures, which outlined the foundations of projective geometry, as well as some new results.