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>He told them still another parable: “The kingdom of heaven

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>He told them still another parable: “The kingdom of heaven is like yeast that a woman took and mixed into about sixty pounds of flour until it worked all through the dough.”

Today science understands that the universe is constantly expanding, much like a ball of rising dough.

Jesus also knew this was how God designed dimensions, both heaven and the physical universe.
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>>8304171
But the universe weighs more than 60 pounds. Checkmate Christians.
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>muh skydaddy
>>>/x/
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>>8304171
reaching
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>>8304185
>The Parable of the Mustard Seed. 31 He proposed another parable to them. “The kingdom of heaven is like a mustard seed that a person took and sowed in a field. 32 It is the smallest of all the seeds, yet when full-grown it is the largest of plants. It becomes a large bush, and the ‘birds of the sky come and dwell in its branches.’”
>The Parable of the Yeast. 33 He spoke to them another parable. “The kingdom of heaven is like yeast that a woman took and mixed with three measures of wheat flour until the whole batch was leavened.”

>The parables of the mustard seed and the yeast illustrate the same point: the amazing contrast between the small beginnings of the kingdom and its marvelous expansion.
>Three measures: an enormous amount, enough to feed a hundred people. The exaggeration of this element of the parable points to the greatness of the kingdom’s effect.

It means the church shall start small and grow to be the largest and disseminate throughout all peoples and lands.
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>>8304185
>muh name calling

>>>/middleschool/
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kys
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>>8304234

>The Parable of the Mustard Seed. 31 He proposed another parable to them. “The kingdom of heaven is like a mustard seed that a person took and sowed in a field. 32 It is the smallest of all the seeds, yet when full-grown it is the largest of plants. It becomes a large bush, and the ‘birds of the sky come and dwell in its branches.’”

That'd be a spooky prediction come true except it was written after Christianity had already spread.
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>>8304247
>1000 movements say "our movement will grow"
>one of them grows
>HOW DID THEY KNOW? 3SPOOKY
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>>8304258

Yeah, that too. Just pointing out it's not like they even called it in advance.
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>>8304171
>a biblical verse kinda sorta relates to reality if you completely stretch meanings and make it a metaphor

Whelp. you've convinced me. I'm off to church.

On a serious not, though, that quote pertains to the "kingdom of heaven," which is supposed to exist outside of this universe - not the universe itself. Unless you consider the kingdom of heaven to be billions of light years of expanding spacetime containing stars and galaxies, the quote makes no sense.
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>>8304292
>the "kingdom of heaven," which is supposed to exist outside of this universe

That is what the OP was claiming.

>BOTH heaven AND the physical universe.
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>>8304319
Oh I see now - I missed that second part.

Never mind, now I'm convinced. I'm off to church for real this time. No trolling.
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