>99% Carbon Dioxide >No Moons >900F surface temp >Day

astronomy is pretty much the gayest """""science"""""

>>8288296
Why does Venus spin so slow and backwards

>>8288359
because gay planet

>>8288359
because it's a faggot like yourself.

>>8288359
Because Venus don't give a shit. It does what it wants.

>>8288296
Pluto is/was the gayest plant by far.

is this the gayest thread on the science board?

>>8288385

Pluto is only one of what could be over a million small planets of similar size and composition in the region known as the kuiper belt

are you calling the kuiper belt gay?

>>8288388
is this the scienciest thread on the gay board?

Venus sounds an awful lot like penis.

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>>8288390
Yup. Thought that was obvious.

>>8288296
>uses Fahrenheit, claims something else is gay

>>8288359
Why are the other ones spinning so fast and forwards, heh? What, if venus is right?

>>8288434
you're just a gay planet enabler

>>8288434
kek

>>8288404
Go back to repressing all memory of your homoerotic experimentation in boarding school, britfag

>>8288439
At least Venus has some decency and doesnt reveal its surface like those slutty other terrestial planets. And it isnt like those spacewhale whores who have orgys with 50+ moons

>>8288359
>>8288434
Speaking seriously, I believe an asteroid smacked it the fuck up in the opposite direction

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>>8288404
>Fahrenheit gayer than Celsius
I don't think so, Tim.

>>8288359
Got hit with an object large enough to slow down and reverse the spin.

>>8288466
>>8288469
Shouldnt it have a moon then?

>>8288467
kek

>>8288473
Sun ate it

>>8288396
Imagine a Venus in Uranus

>>8288466
>an asteroid smacked it the fuck up in the opposite direction

more like another planet collided with it so severely, both worlds were totally destroyed and the debris got spun out the opposite direction and through process of accretion coalesced into a new world which is now modern day Venus

>>8288473
>Shouldnt it have a moon then?

only if it was a glancing blow like what happened on earth

>>8288484
Fact: I Saturn Uranus .

>>8288296
Nope, Saturn is the gayest planet.
> meme rings
> floats on water
> literally just a huge piss-color gas ball
> meme moons
Saturn is just an annoying kid looking for attention.

>>8288404
Celsius is Swedish, therefore gay.