>tfw computers do calculation a lot faster than you >you

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>>8288049
>get computer
>glue it to yourself
>tfw you are now a cyborg that can do calculations as fast as a computer

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Computers have no emotional intelligence, so I'm the genius of the two of us.

>>8288049
>tfw when humans don't need human input to do computations
>tfw when I can't feel because I'm a robot
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>>8288993
>emotional intelligence
>being useful beyond interpersonal manipulation

>>8288052
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>take hammer, break computer
>computer will never be as powerful as me

>>8289049

>computer runs construction robot
>crushes your puny flesh

>>8289050
>things that don't exist

Too much green text in this thread. Yuck.

>>8288049
Even a newborn is already smarter then a computer. Maybe we are not as fast as computers when it comes to calculations, but we are the only ones that can program these computers

>>8289017
what the fuck are you talking about; if anything, emotional intelligence is useful AGAINST such tactics.

>>8288049
I can calculate faster than a computer tbqh

>>8289148
green eggs and ham famalam