This guy walks up to you and color-codes your GF's

>>8285924
Run before I get allah akbared.

>>8285924
Jokes on you I have no gf.

>>8285924
Put him on 2x speed and then ask him to leave half-way through.

>>8285941
This motherfucking post right here. Fucking post of the year, people. Sides hurt.

>>8285924
>3 years later, and khanacademy still only has freshmen maths

open courseware is infinitely better

>>8285924
>*sal slapped your gfs ass but meant to slap your moms ass*

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uh-uh... this is my favorite position called the "Color-Coded-Style".... *writing* Co-looor-cood-ed-stylee... Color Coded Style.
for this... Let me change the color of the condoms first...

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>>8286772

In this video I hope to give ourselves a more intuitive sense of prepping the bull. So we have a nice little penis... Actually let me change the colour to black... Well you may be asking yourself "but Sal, how do can I possibly make it bigger?". There's actually a simple way of doing it called a blowjob. *writing* bl-ooooow-....job... blowjob. So it's actually pretty straight forward and I encourage you to pause the video and figure it out on your own..... We just take our tongue here and carry it to the tip, so let's do that. Let me just use my mouth.

>>8287216
"Wait. No. This shouldn't be black. Let's pick another colour. I'm going to use MAGENTA. "

>>8286069
kek, lost

>>8286772
Now..uh...color coded asses were invented by... Uh... Feynman, who...uh...had so much women he couldn't... Uh....Remember their faces...my daughter... Color codes her ass....>>8286772