Is there anything more romantic than the prospect of us discovering

eating your girlfriends vagina is more romantic than anthropomorphizing hypothetical alien races.

>>8283431
This is why i love /sci/. The trolling is much more intelligent than hurr durr ura fag

>>8283431
>eating your girlfriends vagina

What the cuck? People who eat pussy disgust me. Pussy is not meant to be eaten. Well trained bitches will eat the dick and don't ask to get eaten back.

I've never licked a single pussy and I've gotten my cock sucked hundreds of times.

Git gud, beta cuck.

>>8283424
>distant galaxy
Going to take a long time to chit-chat!

>>8283465
>I've never licked a single pussy and I've gotten my cock sucked hundreds of times.
Denying yourself one of life's great pleasures.

>Git gud, beta cuck.
You clearly don't understand the personal-political dynamics of oral sex.

>>8283469
>Denying yourself one of life's great pleasures.

I lied. I licked the pussy my first time having sex and it was dis-gus-ting.

Never doing that shit again fucking hell.

>personal-political dynamics of oral sex.

This is bullshit. The only thing that matters in a relation is that you dominate your woman to the point that she will give you sexual pleasure without requesting it back.

When I went to a vacation with my parents and my girlfriend, she sucked my cock like 10 times and I never licked her or even fucked her. That was a well trained bitch.

>>8283465
You're gross and I bet your dick smells. Namaste.

>>8283489
My dick smells of spit and pussy juice.

Wanting to have your pussy licked is simply a way to balance the fact that you don't feel dominated by your sexual partner so you need him to give you physical pleasure instead of psychological pleasure.

>>8283424
It is impossible to communicate with beings in other galaxies, and it always will be.

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>>8283884
>bumping a dead thread to share an idiotic subjective personal opinion

>>8283469
Pussy tastes horrible and it feels really disgusting on your tongue, I get to only lesbo porn when it comes to pussy licking because I cant understand how a man could do something this just ewwwwwww.

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>you will never be a young german surveyor working with an old biologist in the 19th century
>you will never travel far and wide in Africa, researching all kinds of flora and fauna
>you will never have a qt artist that comes with you two and illustates your research for an enyclopedia
>instead you are at your sterile and small lab, just daydreaming
19th century was a time to be in for a biologist

>>8283424
I can't wait to culturally enrich those aliens.

>>8283475
That's nice, dear