Cows are a major cause of global warming. So what if we installed

>>8278909
what if your mom installed parental controls on your computer?

why cant we grow meat in lab? raising cows is a very inefficient way

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>>8278916
NO U

If the cows were standing close together they could pre-sear each other.

>>8278909 (OP) #
>what if we installed large heat sinks on grazing cattle?

Then you would have grazing cows with large heat sinks on them.


I hate questions that lazily begin with "what if".

If cows cause global warming, why not raise cows on Mars in order to terraform it.

>>8278957
because they would die

>>8278971
for you

Serious business now.

Cows don't produce methane, the bacteria in their butts do. Why not change the bacteria? Hell with the CRISPR you could make custom bacteria.

>>8278917
because it's currently cheaper than lab grown meat

>>8278909
un-mulls-fart-tax-methane

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>>8278921
>congratulations sir
>no you're the congratulations

>>8278921
Are you offended?

>>8278987

Because those custom bacteria would be replaced by wild bacteria that use the process that actually works.

>>8280475
Still there would be a period of time with lower methane emissions. Maybe we expand the treatment on all animal life. The positive side effects could be immense too. Shit on the street would glow at night and tell you the time and location under UV light.

>>8278909
Why don't we install only one v. large heatsink on the Earth itself instead?

>>8278971
Well at first, but then they'd adapt.

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>>8278955
>I hate questions that lazily begin with "what if".