ITT inventions you daydreamed >anon grows up to be really

There is no reason why you can't still do this.

>>8268770
So, you made a cow?

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>solve the shortest distance problem
>build a microscope with infinite resolution
>see a proton
>don't see electrons
>Tesla's ghost returns to corporeal form to thank me
>Heisenberg banished to Otherworld

My whole life is one stream of ideas developed, iterated on, and then filed away when my brain function deteriorates or my health gets in the way. Sometimes grand, often small and personal. It's a lot of what kept me going. And it's all in my head, so if I die, it will certainly go with me.

Oh well. Implementation eludes me and I'd kind of rather I just died at this point. Too much overhead.

>>8268770

>Jewish

Oh, you're a cuckold fetishist masochist.

Just steal used condoms from your local porn store that has video booths and wear them. That usually satisfies people like you.

>>8268863
>Not being vaguely aroused by the idea of having sexual intercourse with sexy Jewish females, and giving them the uncut D

>>8268869
but I'm cut ;_;

>>8268870
>Not being vaguely aroused by the idea of having sexual intercourse with sexy Jewish females, and giving them the cut but non-Jewish D

>>8268869
There are some things that are only self-inflicted punishments.

>>8268874
Now you're just being creepy.

>>8268876
>Now you're just being creepy.
S-Sorry...

>>8268770
>qt jewish girl who anon stalked in high school
She's old and disgusting now. All your old friends are.

>anon engineers a supervirus
>anon infects himself and spends his life savings visiting every major airport
>anon fucking kills everyone

why can't god just grant me this one wish.

>>8268885
The g virus