>You're out with your gf when suddenly, you notice this

>>8264278
I slap his ass

Now what does he do?

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>>8264281
He laughs at the curiosity of the primitive lifeform, then he rips out your vagus nerve.

>>8264278
...Nothing?
Am I supposed to best him in a brutal fight to the death to prove I was born superior to something that was deliberately engineered?

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>>8264278
I accidentally sneeze on him and he dies 10 days later to the chagrin of the scientific community and shitposters everywhere. The flu is a real bitch.

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>>8264278
Gene mapping is pointless if you don't know how to modify the which genes to turn you into a superman.
The first batch of CRISPR babies will turn into deformed mutants that will hide underground and form a union, away from the normies. And when the sun hits the CMEs in our asses and leaves us with no electricity, they will come out of their holes and turn earth into hell.

You heard it here first.

>>8264278
Ask how they grew up so fast. The first human embryo crispr experiments didn't take place too long ago.

Also how I have a gf.

>>8264278
Until we can accurately predict protein folding and start designing our own proteins genetic modification will be a gimmick

>>8264387
>yfw he's immune to the flu
He process to rip out your heart and shoves up your ass.

>>8264278
>your gf
Suspension of disbelief broken.

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>>8264471
This isn't a game, kid. Life doesn't work the way you think it works.

>>8264476
>life isn't a game
>tells people life isn't a game on a Sri Lankan gaming forum.

>>8264278
I stop holding the camera so close to the ground.

Then I turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>8264278
Immune to bacterial infections, immune to viral infections, genetically engineered to be smarter than me, too huge to fight. Theres only one thing left to do. Offer gf as sacrifice and pray for my own escape

>>8264491
>He proceeds to rape your GF in order to please teh science gods. He unsheath his 22inch penis onto your gf and gooch gooch her to death.

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>>8264278

Watch as my gf mires his pecs,abs and bulge. I get jealous and yell at her for being a filthy slut. I workout the next day to become bigger but ultimately quit lifting for a couple weeks until it happens again

>>8264497
the cycle repeats itself as CRISPR meta-humans proceed to eradicate the female population. Cue MadMax-esque apocolypse

>>8264506
His midsection looks stupid and deformed, though. He has no waist.

It's been repeatedly shown, typically, women prefer a waist:hip ratio of ~0.9.

>>8264514
>eradicate non-CRISPR female

>>8264286
>then he rips out your vagus nerve
how the fuck does he do that without tools?

>>8264278
Wait for him to die of heart attack or some obscure deformity/developmental disease on his way towards me.

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>>8264522
>needing tools

Stupid sub human

>>8264475
This.

>>8264278
Do you think CRISPR dudes will be made with missing ribs so they can ess their own dee?

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feel that Kent.real muscle.not the gifted alien biochemistry,the product of hard work.

dadbod teir/10

>>8264278
form a lynch mob and hang the freak

>>8264717
oh yeah, I feel so scared when the ants in my backyard form a lynch mob to kill me

>>8264278

make fun of his flip flops then
tip my stylish fedora as i bid him goodbye

>>8264699
>say the genius gifted by genetics
If i has the choice between the powers of superman and the smarts of Lex Luthor, i'd choose the smarts.

>gf

Also I run to him at 60MPH and smash his skull in with my electronically actuated, metal plated forelimb.

>>8264789
Go back to /sci/, nerd.

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Come quietly or there will be...trouble

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>>8264993

>>8264999
I have seen enough gay porn movies to know where this is going.

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>>8264422
>subterranean mutants
>doesn't use Morlocks

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>still organic

Stay pleb

>>8264278
Give my adulation and praise to the Upper Class CRISP.

What? You don't worship your Genetically enhanced Nobility War Lords? Top plebs.

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>>8264278
>>You're out with your gf when suddenly, you notice this CRISPR baby walking towards you.

Offset phase angle maser interference.

Bitch.

>>8264756
http://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/worlds-deadliest-ngs/deadliest-army-ants

>>8265011
>I have seen enough gay porn
perhaps too much, cowboy