>"Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation."

>>8144217
Physicists get really frisky with each other.

>>8144217
>Having sex
>Masturbating
>2016
>Not doing math 22 hours a day
Wew Lad

>>8144217
Sex is the big brother of masturbation so physics is the big brother of math

>>8144230
yes, this is why math applies so easily into fields not related to physics. in fact, physics is so much more relevant than math, that math exists in a void completely separate from physics.

hmm, something is out of place...

>>8144217
It's interesting since the ration between people masturbating and having sex is increasing.

He meant that masturbation is better.

>>8144217
He meant that life is much more fun when you say you can integrate w.r.t to vector fields over infinite dimensional function spaces without proving that it is actually possible.

>caring about what a low IQ talmudic bongo player says

Physics is math that gets shit done and math itself is a joke field and was becoming obsolete before computers that could do their jobs for them.

>>8144291
>>>/pol/

>>8144303
>>>/jidf/

>>8144299
>He thinks math = computations

How is your high school going?

He's saying jacking off to some sick porn is better than vanilla sex. So math is tentacle porn and physics is protected missionary sex.

>>8144326
>protected missionary sex
Absolutely disgusting.

Just like physics, well done.

> tentacle porn
Seen it and have cum to it, but it still weirds me out sometimes when it is non-consensual.

Sounds like mathematics. Well fucking done.

10/10

>>8144330
>Non-consensual mathematics
I'm getting a boner

you guy are all such beta faggots, obviously he meant:

a physicists slay mad pussy with his jock bros

a mathematician is an autistic sperg who stands in the corner of a room mumbling to himself whilst tugging his little manlet penis.

>>8144217
Math is more fun.

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>>8144217
Physicists interact with & achieve things in the real world, with knowledge and theory that have reached their natural destiny by being useful. Mathematicians can be found in rooms by themselves doing god knows what. They find a narrow area of knowledge (each one has developed their own "preferences") and rub it up and down, with the dream of it being used for real one day.

Why are physics so butthurt about math?

>>8144497
Mathematicians are smart enough to contribute to our society's prosperity, making everyone's lives longer and better. Instead of doing so, they choose to intentionally wallow in a useless hobby.

It means pop sci children love to see (dumbed down) physics in tv.

>>8144528
But obviously nobody would like to see math in tv.

>>8144532
Maths is okay for streaming video sites..

>>8144217
It's because if it weren't for masturbation your ability to have sex would be a joke.

>>8144217
He says you'll be doing a lot of math in undergrad.

math is about the fundamental logical stuff (masturbating is the most fundamental way of achieving orgasm) and physics has a meaning to it (in sex you pay attention to many other things besides the orgasm)

Specialization in maths: One doesn't apply it to anything.

It feels good to know math, but whom does it affect?

>>8144270
Incredibly underrated post.

>>8144730
Granted, with math you can still cum into a cup and send it off somewhere else, to another field, as for fertilization, but that's as far as math's applicability will get you.

>>8144217
it is natural for men like him to crave the validation of their existence and get depressed if they fail to feel relevant, responsible.
The best way for a man to cater his need for approval is to serve some woman (and some of her children) through emotional&financial support.
Men are pleased to contribute to someone else life, to support their family.

Why women are a good way to feel relevant? Because women love to be provided for and each woman will always find a man ready to please her.
[for most men, the best feeling of feeling real is when the girl moans from your cock in her pussy]

THe problem for men is that they are disposable in the eyes of each woman, since all men wish to serve the few women who talk to them.
Men must thus invent several ways to please women, invention and creativity which strengthen their feeling of being worthy, relevant, in touch with reality.
Men are too impotent to find other way to feel real.
Once that the a woman replaces a man by another provider, the man gets very upset and depressed.
THis leads men to think that they are better than women, stronger, smarter and that they must built a life outside women. Some men manage to indeed built an empire, but they will always loose it for some women.
Women give meaning to men and betas, no matter how successful outside women, will always give up everything for some relationship with some woman who claim to fancy them.

>>8144848
as a woman, I feel you degraded men a bit too much there. they are not that simple or crave that much approval from women.

also, Richard Feynman loved his wife very much.

>>8144848
This smells like pasta.

>>8144217
Physics is expensive and time consuming while maths has a wide array of fields to suit your needs.

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>>8144720
>in sex you pay attention to many other things besides the orgasm

speak for yourself

>>8144969
I can't tell if this was supposed to be funny or tragically depressing.

I'll see it as both

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>>8144720

>>8144660
kek

>>8144868
He loved lots of other women too if ya know what I mean

>>8144291
Okay this is actually pretty funny.

>>8144660
And even more in graduate school?

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>>8144217
he didn't like the French

>>8144483
underrated

Physics is more fun? Is it true?

>>8145359
because an arbitrary number is worth more than a nobel price, working on the first atomic bomb, fame, money and women.

Okay, retard, have a nice life in your moms basement

Sex actually serves a purpose beyond itself, masturbation is only done for the sake of itself.

Masturbation obviouslt refers to mathematics

>>8145433
>a nobel price
>Okay, retard
L0L fgt pls

>>8145483
Missspelling a word in a language, thats not my mothertongue, wont change the validity of my argument.
Like everything else, IQ is only useful if you do something important with it.
An "idiot" with IQ 125 like Feynman is far more valueable to society than Langan and noone will remember him anything else than being a circus freak.

>>8144483


If it is about actually doing things in the real world, then engineers must be basically whores, who neglect any deep connection to the things they do and pump and dump all the physical concepts provided to them.

>>8145502


>caring about being valuable to society

I think you need to fucking leave.

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>>8144225

>>8144217

MATH IS EVERYTHING, FUCK FACE!

>>8144325
How is it living in a field that is rapidly ejecting itself from real world applications and usefulness?

>>8144875
It is, I've seen it around before

>>8144217
One is a pointless waste of time and resources and the other is efficient and to the point.

>>8145923

How is it living in operator-valued fields on R4 obeying Lorentz-invariant partial differential equations and commutation relationships, acting on an abstract Hilbert space?

>>8145923
>that is rapidly ejecting itself from real world applications and usefulness?
That's not anything new. You just see older math as useful because someone found a way to use it already.

Watching Porn: Physics
Math: Sex
Engineering: Having a baby

>>8146014

Aww, that's nice.

>>8145721
I think you need to grow up.

>>8144217
Everyone can masturbate, but only a few people have sex.

>>8144217
physics requires funding

>>8146014

Math : missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

Physics : doggystyle

Engineering : Bareback Gay porn

>>8146777
Everyone can have sex, but only a few people stick to exclusively masturbating.

>>8144262
That's exactly the point. Masturbation exists in a void completely separated from human interaction.

>>8144217
physics can be gay, math can't

>>8144217
he means it's costly and time consuming.

>>8144217
it means he can't explain anything without an analogy involving hookers.

>>8146909
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