So it's coming towards the end of semester and I wanted

beer

An apple
School teachers love apples

a cream[latex]\pi[\latex]

>>8066294
A nice pen or a nice collection of swiss chocolate.

>>8066295
this

>>8066295

a nice 6 pack of beer is always good, especially for men

every professor is different but a majority of them don't like being worshipped, buy for them as you would a friend

>>8066294
A beer laced with LSD

My physics prof would love it.

>>8066294
..this might be stupid but why not just 10^6 instead of 1 x 10^6 ?

>>8066380
cuz muh scientific notation

>>8066323
fuck your swiss chocolate, get your teacher something from https://order.royceconfectusa.com/collections/nama

>>8066393
I was just giving the guy an idea, I didn't mean literal swiss chocolate you fucking autist.

>>8066399
fuck you we're all autists here.

>8066400
>fuck you we're all autists here.

I'm not

>>8066420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxrFtYDXzc8

>>8066420
me neither. I have an autistic cousin. He couldn't type any of this shit for the life of him.
He can't even get past a fucking step on his own and he's 12 or 13.

>>8066294

Some wine

>>8066294
A WoW subscription

A briefcase, folder, or other sort of bag.

Do either of them smoke? A zippo is always nice.

@8066420
good one, mate...