How do I obtain sodium metal? I live in a nanny-state where

>>8061121
>What unregulated items contain sodium metal?

Bottles of sodium metal.

>But they're regulated!

Well how the fuck am I supposed to know what is and is not regulated where you live?

>>8061199

use some common sense???????

>>8061121
Do a reaction you pussy

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>>8061121
>thats 2scary 4 me

they are looking at you and laughing

>>8061262

It won't give the required purity anyway

>>8061259
non sequitur/10

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=seSg_GWj1b0

http://www.amazon.com/Sodium-Individual-Packets-GalliumSource-LLC/dp/B00DODE48E

>>8061437

pls i cant get it from suppliers

i just want to know what things that are sold in stores might have sodium metal in them

>>8061469
>sold in stores might have sodium
table salt
faggot.

>>8061482
Implying you can effortlesly turn a salt into a metal

>>8061482
>table sa

what is this? table saw?

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>>8061488
>implying you can't
Just inject some electrons my man

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>>8061506

>>8061469
You want to know what commercially available products contain a material that explodes on contact with water?

Let me think. That would be none.

>>8061121

You can't. If you're in Oregon or some other shit state, customs will seize it and possibly fine you for attempting to order it.

All you can do is create it yourself.

http://www.metallab.net/Na.php

There are no commercial products that just have chunks of sodium metal in them. Even breathing near sodium metal can cause a reaction.

>>8061121
electrolysis of table salt.

have fun making a highly reactive alkali metal in a lab full of poisonous gas.

>>8063598

I'll probably go nigger it from a school

Does anyone know how much sodium metal undergrad uni labs store?

>>8061121
electrolysis in a dry, well ventillated room

who am i kidding if you try to do it youll probably an hero

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>>8063692
> I'll probably go nigger it from a school
So you're going to get yourself recorded on camera breaking into university stores and stealing a highly explosive reactant?

One that is, by the way, a catalyst used in cooking meth from pseudoephedrine using the ammonia/alkali metal method?

Good luck with that. When the party van pulls up, be sure to have plenty of snacks ready.

Institute

>>8063763
also remember rules #1&2 when you get v& faggot

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>>8061315
>can't purify sodium

>>8061646
That is fucking weird man. They ban possession of sodium and lithium metals, but not potassium.

>>8063935

You can extract potassium from bananas though

>>8061628
Sodium carbonate explodes into CO2 bubbles in contact with water

>>8064194
Why do that when you can get salt substitute or buy the bloody stuff from ebay?

Table salt, a pair of tweezers and a very steady hand.

>>8064259
Since the reaction is slower than the speed of sound, it's not an explosion.

>>8064412

>being this autistic