Lab accident thread >accidentally make manganese heptoxide

>>8057406
wow, it made some areas of your hand white

>>8057406
You can get free welfare now!

have you noticed a change in your penis size ?

>>8057406
BLACKED

Safety first gloves

>>8057406
>Not wearing gloves

When will chemists learn?

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>>8057406
>implying

>>8057466
>>8057497
>implying vinyl gloves protect you from organic solvents
Only gloves i got anon

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wash you hand with hot ethanol (above 50°c)
don't worry about the heat
your hand will blow up in a nice purple haze

>Op turned himself into a nigger
Kek.

>>8058022
Has science gone too far?

I think you're confused OP, pictures of gorillas are supposed to be used with pseudoscience and shitpost threads, not lab accident threads.

>>8057693
>only having vinyl gloves in an ochem lab

Sounds like something that needs to be fixed. You should at least have disposable nitrile available and a pair of neoprenes sitting around

>>8058106
>implying i have the acash after buying 2000$ worth of glassware
i'll do it on my next paycheck

>>8057693
>vinyl gloves
>only gloves I have
Did you wake up from a coma? Nitrile gloves are a thing.

>working with dozens of microcentrifuge tubes
>try to close one after putting it back in the rack instead of before
>it was in the bottom row
>rack catapults tubes everywhere and I have to restart the experiment when I was nearly finished

>>8057406
Black jokes asside, is this like the silver nitrate or whatever it is that will stay permanent to your skin until the layers of skin flake off?

>>8057497
Can't be bothered unless it'd hurt me, bit of a discolored hand never hurt anyone.

>>8058376
soap and water will make it come off
silver nitrate reacts with chloride ions in your skin to turn into silver chloride which turns into silver metal when exposed to UV

>>8057608
I'd let them both suck my dick.

though that broad on the left looks way too crazy

>>8058227
>my next paycheck
Oh, so some kind of lab at home then? That provides paychecks? Intriguing.

>>8059438
nah got a job at a chemical plant
i do organic chem at home as a hobby

>>8057411
FPBP