So I stuck a multimeter on a protein bar and it gave off a residing.

not impressed

mac gyver did a detonator with it

>white chocolate macadamia nut

shit taste woman

1. You must be 18+ to use 4chan
2. Do your own lab

>>8036962
That's what you schmucks are for

>>8036960
>Hating white chocolate and macadamia nut

What the fuck is wrong with you?

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>>8036959
Underrated post

>>8036960
that shit is good, what he fuck you on, bruh?

>>8036971
My mistake, I totally forgot. The electrical interference from the nearby computers results in false readings from the multimeter.

What's the next question?

>>8036974
im a male apparently, you are a female

>>8036979
Just because I have a vagina, that doesn't make me a female. Get it right shitlord.

>>8036978
However, my friend, who is holding the multimeter, gave a very erratic reading while touching his fingers to the multimeter, whole me doing the same caused the reading to gravitate around 0

>>8037005
Is he wearing socks? Are you wearing socks?

>>8037009
Yeah both of us were wearing socks but mine are much thicker and longer

>>8037011
Your thicker socks act as an insulator and prevent a flow of electricity :-)

>metallic wrapper

Electrolytes

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>>8036988

>>8037998
This

>>8038002
>not being able to grasp irony
You must be 18+ to post here.

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>>8038140
Lmao. To say that being able to grasp irony had an age limit is the most ignorant thing I've ever heard. Do you grasp how the brain works some one here could be 12 and be more wise than you fucking idiot just b/c you're 18 doesn't mean you can grasp irony faggot.

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>>8036960
>waahhh i don't like nuts in my food cause of the texture!
please grow the fuck up

>>8036950
>Explanations

You can get microvolt reading off most anything. Wake me when you get anything over 10 watts.

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I have an idea for a bathtub heating element

>>8038679
I'm impressed

>>8036950
aliens

>>8038679
Can I test it? You know, for science.

>>8036950
It's full of vitamin [math]e^{-}[/math]

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>>8038896
kek

>>8036950
is the bag metallized? Bags with nuts have a very thin foil to seal the contents.

If so there will be voltage potentials between the probes and the foil and these are at slightly different temperatures, so one subtracted from the other gives you a reading.

This is a hypothesis.
Check the bag and we are on our way to a theory.


t.localPhysicist.

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>>8036950
It's an energy bar

>>8036950
electrolytes.

Reminds me of why sugar can cause pain in some people with tooth sensitivity; some chemical reaction involving the sugar produces a voltage. Don't recall the details. Google is your friend.