Are humans really gonna fug this? Hanson Robotics "Sophia"

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> not making the robo-dolls look like popular animu characters
huge marketing misake t̨bh f̨am

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lmao at 'reaction face'

If they are horny enough.....

it looks like hillary clinton

>>7947166
>implying it will only look like this
>implying everyone on sci won't love robo-wifu with all of their socially retarded heart.

The mother of the demiurge?

>no stds
>can flip a switch for silent mode
>will obey commands like make sandwich now without a fuss
>can be made to ideal beauty standards
other than reproduction, tell me how "real" women are superior to robot waifus again? protip: you can't

>>7947236
>>can flip a switch for silent mode

This, only this, I do not care what else it can or cannot do, if it leaks oil like an old Triumph, if it breaks down and crushes my dick occasionally, oh god and all the powers that drive the cosmos, this, please this.

>>7947166
Video? You fucker

What is the difference between a robot and a turing computer shaped like a human?

>>7947252

"FEELINGS"

>>7947243
>tfw tr6 has an untraceable leak

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>>7947166

The reaction videos are hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXjCXGJDP8Q

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>>7947398
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXjCXGJDP8Q

that was the dumbest thing I've seen, topkek.

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>>7947398
>who would want a robot friend? LOSERS!

>>7947166

Put a wig on it, give it about 12 inches of head bob, and give it a pulsating throat and, YEAH, after a few beers she could give me a "Bill Clinton oral Massage"

>can make robot look like anything you want
>give it the jawline of a car crash victim

bravo google

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>>7947166
I sure as fuck wouldn't.

Humanoid robots are not going to be out of the uncanny valley anytime soon. I think we should focus our efforts on more cartoony style androids and robots.

Seriously, what is the fucking obsession with trying to get these things to look exactly like people?

None of u babbies will remember Annanova. Oh where is she now... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/718327.stm

Robots are shit. Nobody wants them. Humans are shit, they want to have power, control and interaction over other humans.
Would I pay $100,000 for a robot with a one year warranty and leaky wifi or $100,000 for a Ukrainian top model. Get real /sci

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>>7947431

https://twitter.com/MarkDice?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

>the retard`s twitter

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>>7947640
This can't be real. God please, my sides are in agony.

>>7947561
they'll never get the skin to look right even if they manage to do all the muscles, which they won't anytime soon
skin is so fucking hard to do

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>>7947656
Personally I don't care if the skin "looks right" in the sense that it looks like human skin, I just want it to be soft and warm, and provide all of the necessary sensory feedback for the robot to do what it needs to do.

And we already have that.

http://www.nature.com/ncomms/2014/141209/ncomms6747/full/ncomms6747.html

>>7947663
i'm not putting my dick in there
nope

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>>7947663
>>7947665
They can get the skin right if they work with professional wax artists like from Madame Tussauds. Although it would add even moer to the uncanny valley factor.
Personally I don't mind realistic humanoid robots, but I'd rather fuck a cartoonish hentai robot, just to keep my mind safe from alienation

Skin or no, it's all for naught if they can't come up with a powerful silent actuator. Robots today are just too loud for most consumer applications.

>>7947166
>Are humans really gonna fug this?

Well, if they made little girl versions, it could be good for pedophiles so they won't be tempted to rape children.

>>7947915
>i swear officer, she told me she was a robot!

>>7947915
That's banned in Australia, and I'm quite sure that it is also banned in much of western Europe.

>>7947915
>Well, if they made little girl versions,
They already exist except they're not robots they're just molds. I still prefer loli dakis though

>>7947932
It'll never be banned here.
Really, the only reason Lolicon hentai is illegal in the few American states that it is is because no one is going to fight it all the way up to scoutus. Nobody wants to be the guy who makes it onto CNN while fighting for his right to jack off to animated little girls.

The legality of such things is hardly in question however. Any non-bumfuck judge will side with the sick fucks, because the wording and intent of the first amendment are perfectly clear.

>>7947419
i lold out loud cuz it looks like the kinstanza face

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>>7947959
>>7947934
>>7947932

Sources:

Canada
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/police-release-further-details-in-st-john-s-sex-doll-arrest-1.1347551
>This doll has been deemed to be child pornography,
>"We're just very fortunate to be able to take an item such as this off the street," he said.


Australia
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/sydney-man-fighting-charges-for-allegedly-owning-a-childsized-sex-doll/news-story/001fd2e5cf5268e6a1054159875b2d0d
>PAEDOPHILES are importing lifelike silicon sex dolls in the shape of children as young as 12.
>The sick abusers are attempting to exploit legal loopholes to avoid prosecution and even labelling the dolls as movie props in an attempt to fool authorities.

>>7948055
>abusers

You can "abuse" a chunk of rubber?

>>7948058

It's legally Child Sex Abuse Material, so sure. You're abusing children by using it, according to the law.

>>7948055
>lifelike silicon sex dolls
tfw it's legal even in the country with the most restrictions ever (murica).
I remember showing a website that claimed to sell that shit to a police officer and he said it was perfectly legal. Hard to believe, I know, even I still have huge doubts.

>>7948058
>You can "abuse" a chunk of rubber?
>implying logic applies when people think of children and sex in the same mental paragraph

>>7948040
shahahahahahah AHAHA get it?
you fucking insufferable toxic little shit

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>>7947166

I don't care if it looks weird. I'll fuck that thing into the ground until it dies.

>>7948569
bump for other creepers

>>7947915

To get around the pedo bans, give it green/blue skin and pointy ears and now it is a mythical fairy.

>>7948055
>taking away essentially the only treatment to paedophillia so their only outlet is the real thing
Stupidity.

>>7947166
I'll take a robot over a real woman any day.

>>7948065
> You're abusing children by using it, according to the law.
wow wow wow

I'm all against the muh body muh rules SJW pedophilia garbage, but sticking dick in a factory grade silicon IS NOT molesting an underage child and traumatizing him or her. It's simply fucking a silicon shell.
Whoever's trying to make that case is retarded

>>7949407

Well, there was also 2D lolicon pornography, but that was made illegal in most countries besides the USA for the same reason they banned the doll.

>>7947166
>Are humans really gonna fug this?
Nah. you'll fuck a bag of heated sand with a fleshlight taped on and a few lighthouse tags on it. The rest will be rendered by the computer.

And you'll do so by the end of this year.

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>>7947561
They still think that masturbating to illustrations or animations is a degenerate preference. Like, people still fucking think that it's weird to get a boner for a nice drawing of a busty naked woman.

Even while they're making a sex robot.

So they try to make it look as human as possible, as if to say, NO, SEE, WE'RE NOT WEIRD, IT'S JUST LIKE A REAL-LIFE HUMAN AND WE ALL TOTALLY JUST WANT TO FUCK REAL-LIFE HUMANS!

The sex bot is a flawed concept anyways. Even if it works out, you're spending thousands on a durable steel frame with realistic synthetic flesh and rubbery skin, as well as a detailed face modeled to your preference, with textured throat/vagina/butthole to make your dick feel good, and then thousands more for all the robotic actuators, motors, and gyros that animate the thing's face and body, and holy shit don't even get me started on how far we are from making a bipedal, humanoid robot able to walk around under it's own weight, let alone speak intelligently and smoothly, and somehow be able to fuck someone without crushing their pelvis. And that's not even getting into cleaning, maintenance, and upkeep costs.

We're really better off just making a disembodied auto-vagina, complete with realistic disembodied breasts, hips, and ass, and a realistic disembodied mouth, all on non-humanoid mechanical arms, connected to a "VR" headset that displays either footage of IRL women "interacting" with the user, or actual 3D-rendered / animu women "interacting" with the user, to fully stimulate the visual and auditory senses without any uncanny valley aspects or rubber friction burns, while still having all the physical aspects of sex and groping in full swing.

That way, you can literally fuck your waifu, no matter who or what she is, without spending $10,000 USD and having to explain the anatomy of Imp Midna to a skeptical designer / police officer.

>>7947223
Not at all.

It looks like a 1/4 Italian cutie.

Just don't put squeezing ability in their vaginas.

>>7949982

But how is it supposed to feel good then? Don't you want to feel your robot waifu milk your cock when she cums?

>>7947398
>THE TRANSHUMANIST PIECES OF TRASH
ey fuck this guy

>>7947166
I don't want to fuck hillary clinton tbf
Why go straight for the uncanny vally, when you can go tha "obvious robot but female form".
The face isn't really important in a gynoid, and the face is the major contributor to the uncanny valley.

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>>7947236
>other than reproduction

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>>7947561
>5

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>>7947236
>make sandwich now

>>7947166
I'd already fuck a real doll if I could afford one man

>>7947561
unf, now i feel like drawing robot girlls

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>>7951040

>>7951037
IIRC artificial wombs still require a biological egg be taken away from a living animal to work correctly.

make sandwich

>>7949942
>don't even get me started on how far we are from making a bipedal, humanoid robot able to walk around under it's own weight
Atlas doesn't count because...?

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>>7951040
Yeah.

>>7947223
it does

>>7951159
yeah but sooner or later we'll be able to artificially produce the egg using DNA archives and various cell templates.

>>7949942
>We're really better off just making a disembodied auto-vagina, complete with realistic disembodied breasts, hips, and ass, and a realistic disembodied mouth, all on non-humanoid mechanical arms

terrifying

>>7947663
>artificial Nazi skin

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>>7951960
kek

>>7951949
Clone army confirmed