Do astronauts fuck each other in space? Do astronauts msaturbate

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>>7743612
It just so happens I'm the perfect guy to answer your questions, OP. You see, I'm the guy who cleans all the cum off of our valuable space equipment. You may laugh at my job, but I get to go to fucking space, so suck it.

Think: where do they urinate? Why not cum in there?
Reportedly, sex in space is hard, therefore it's been tried, but I don't know if they succeeded.

>>7743641
I don't think there's really a big difference between trying sex and succeeding at it.

>>7743641
Yeah i can imagine how hard.
No gravity, you have to do every move yourself.

>>7743672
It's possible in water, why wouldn't it be in space?

>>7743673
Fish can breathe in water, not in space.

>>7743641
It cant be that hard, sure you cant use your weight like the missionary position but your partner is also weightless and you can move them with your arms for some shit that is impossible on earth because shes too heavy.

>>7743695
Depends on the girl brah

One of you would need to be tethered somehow; Newtons third law.

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>>7743704
Me btw in reply to >>7743695

>>7743704
>Newtons third law of sex
Why is it even a question if it's possible of course it's possible. Question is do they actually do it? What are ISS's policies regarding sex and jerking off?

I saw a video on this awhile back.

One idea was a system of what was basically two thin materialed sleeping bags with straps attached to the walls holding you in the center of a room. Dude and dudette get in the sleeping bags, zip it up, and make little astronauts.

>>7743706
Doesnt matter if pushing on the girl pushes you away from the girl too, imagine its cowgirl style but shes got her hands on your shoulders and yours on her hips, you two could be floating in the middle of the ship up side down or in any direction but you just use your hands to do the thrusting not worrying about your hips

The mechanics of sex in space have been tested, since the thing the ISS is most useful is studying the effects zero-gravity environments anyway. The missionary position is not viable. Since sleeping bags are probably needed for sleeping anyway that's probably the easiest solution. Plus it gives privacy; those tin cans aren't big you know.

>>7743670
A frogposter may try, but a frogposter will never succeed.

>>7743722
>Dude and dudette get in the sleeping bags, zip it up, and make little astronauts.
Nice heteronormative privilege.

Full on procreation wouldn't be allowed. Zero-G and higher than normal radiation may well have detrimental effects on a developing fetus.

I imagine that intercourse in general would be disallowed as well. The ISS is a professional working environment and not really the place for casual sex.

masturbation is probably frowned upon as well, but if you're discreet and keep it clean, and it helps keep you focused they would probably let it slide.

In space, nobody can hear you cum.

The lack of gravity keeps blood pressure too low for serial experiences, it has been said. Also 0G fucks up a lot of the human body so it's not recommended.

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>>7743695
>using your weight while fucking
I think I've been having sex wrong.

>>7743612
Sex would be hard one would have to be strapped down.

>>7744226
They exercise is space pls explain how sex would be to hard on the body. That is if your primitive brain can scoop up enough of shit out of your head to come up with a coherent answer.

>>7743874
So you hold onto something, or strap yourself onto something, or whatever. Use your brain, anon.

>>7744249
They exercise in space to keep their bones from atrophy since gravity isn't there. They spend a fuckton of time doing that and it still isn't perfect, because most astronauts end up with kidney stones on returns to Earth. Sex is heavily dependent on high blood pressure for the entire process - arousal, actual copulation, orgasm - the entire time of which your heart spends up to 3 times more energy pumping the same amount of blood it does all the time without the assistance of gravity, while other things such as your sense of balance and direction are also being fucked up while you jiggle yourself vigorously. The female body, too, has quite a lot going on in there, mostly the same issues with blood flow among other things. In short, it would be a frustrating, dangerous waste of time for both parties since even if you get pregnant, the embryo needs gravity to develop properly and will come out deformed as fuck without it.

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>>7743641
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>>7744244
If you guys had paid attention in biology class you'd know that humans have legs.

Remember this terrible porn movie? 1st zero-g cumshot while riding one of those vomit comets.

NSFW
http://www.xvideos.com/video6587028/zero_gravity_cumshot

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>>7743641
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>>7744244
Ha--hahahahahaha

Holy shit.

>mfw reading these

Seriously, pool/ocean sex is fairly easy. The only problem is staying floating. Space sex wouldn't have that problem so it'd be super easy. You'd get more of a workout though because there's no bed to bounce that pussy off of.

>>7744312
most of /sci/ has never been laid

even more of /sci/ isn't strong enough to hold up a grown woman so the mere thought of her wrapping your legs around you is about as unknown to them as their dick is under all of those fat layers.

>>7744312
Couldn't you just make special underwear that had elastic on it of some kind that would make you bounce after the initial thrust?

>>7744403
You missed your chance /sci/

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/pornhub-space-program-sexploration#/

>>7743685
they can breathe in water in space

>>7744386
>ocean sex
>the water wouldn't apply a force to your back
I don't know if you've ever experienced zero g (or a simulation of it), and compared that to water, but to hold a person up against you that your pelvis is shoving towards, even with decently strong legs you would have a shit ton of bounce back from sex, as compared to in water. Plus the majority of pelvic thrusting comes from your legs. Try to sex a girl with your legs suspended in the air (with like tethers that are free moving when connected to the ceiling). It would obviously be possible, but not easy without some type of static tethering.

They have those strap in beds. Why not strap one person down and then have the other fuck them? It also satisfies a bondage kink.

Why not just use the ISS's robotic arms?

>he never got a handjob from the ISS

>>7744600
You've obviously never had water sex.

OP. 3 questions = 1 answer.
Because it is all gay buttsex.
How often are women up there?
The cum mixes with the shit so can be disposed of easily.
Nasa will NEVER talk about it, and the cameras and sound are always switched off.
Aeronautic engineers are all gay (as we know)
Why masturbate when they have a warm butt? Or look up 'fucksock'