My penis extremely flaccid right now. It might even be near my

Cut your dick off to achieve
>maximum flaccidity
>minimum penis volume
>actual contribution to the human race

>>7734233
If I cut off my dick it would become less flaccid though. I want to know if I'm experiencing the maximum flaccidity.

>>7734236
Cutting off your dick would let all of the blood out.
Flaccidity is determined by the amount of blood not in your penis.
Therefore;
Cut off your penis for maximum flaccidity.
Q.E.D.

>>7734250
Hm. But wouldn't the muscle-like chambers for the blood become rigid as they dried?

Would that let me have the absolute minimum erection size?

>>7734256
Take measurements before drying becomes a problem and you don't have to worry. Water will stay in the smooth muscle tissue long enough to weigh and measure it.

>>7734271
Okay. Will try if I ever notice that my penis is not attached to me.

I'll figure out how to tell with it on.

Please help?

>>7734210
I'm like 5.5 fully out but I've gotten down below 1" with MDA and it felt so good

>2015
>cannot suck your penis into your belly

>>7735233
I'm trying but it isn't working.

Is there a special technique? Does it need to be done on an empty stomach? It might have trouble fitting. And are you turning your's inside out, or just pushing the tube thing into your belly?

I'm also worried about longer term health effects.

>>7735231
I'll try this.

>>7735238
Try this: http://www.warpmymind.com/Files/4631/Sarnoga---The-Curse-of-The-Teeny-Weenie.php

He also has one to make you wet the bed like a little kid

You fucking freak

>>7735254
I'm afraid to go to your link. Will it really curse me?

I'm fine with my size. I'm just wondering if I can know the maximum flaccidity. Which is the most bendability and lowest volume.