I told Monty Hall I'm sticking with my original door

>>7587654
Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.

>>7587662
>Winston Church hill
Oh no, not Winston Church Hill

well it was a 50:50 choice

>>7587683
>he doesn't understand the monty hall problem

>>7587654
even a broken watch is right twice a day

>>7587654
Well goats are a good source of proteins and is much easier to maintain than a car, so I think I'm the real winner in this Minty Hall problem.

>>7588423
>implying it wasn't the monty fall problem

>>7588423
>he doesn't understand bait

it's two fucking doors

it's 50:50 no matter the mental gymnastics you faggots will do

I stuck with you mom and got you, obviously sticking to your first choice is a bad idea.

>>7589041
stupid insect

do you also reject 2+2 being equal to 4?

>>7587662

Should really be "called the Doctor"

>>7589067
So there are two doors, you've picked one and the odds of winning if you change isn't 50:50?

So are we gonna have another Monty Hall shitstorm?