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i like to pretend i like beer, so i buy coffee bottles that look like beer bottles and only drink coffee at places that purposefully fill their coffee with nitrogen so it pours out with a nice foam head, just like real beer!
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i like to pretend to like crush soda because it comes in a bottle and i thought i was cool drinking it on the couch as a child slowly like my father would in between berating my mother and working on his shitty truck for the thousandth time
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>>5803433
very clever anon
but if someone asks you why you never drink pale beers, you're fucked
no one drinks stout in midsummer
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>>5803433
hey anon, I like to sleep, I'm really tired right now, but it's only 3pm
PLEASE HELP ME
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