Alright, so here is the situation. We're on this 2 hour

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Alright, so here is the situation.
We're on this 2 hour car ride

My girlfriend needs to pee really bad.
Like.... her eyes were turning yellow from so much pee.
We don't know WTF to do....

Honestly.... it was like she was having a baby.

So me (being the cool boyfriend).... decides to use his nalgene bottle for her to pee in....

So okay, my girl is about to burst from pee in her body and she can't hold it.
.... and I'm watching her face turn from a mix of :( and :0 to a nonchalant >-<. A few seconds later.... she pulls up my nalgene bottle..... and it's filled to the 1000 mL mark. (that's a liter.)
She hands it to me after screwing the top on (there was still little pee drops around the sides....)
So she hands me my bottle with a bit of pee dripping from it.... and some of it gets on my hands on leg....

And she wasn't bull****ing us. I smelled it to make sure and it really did smell like freaking rotten chicken noodle soup.....
The worst part is how hot it was. Like when I saw her face get relaxed I started getting a boner.... It's weird watching your girlfriend pee in your empty water bottle on a bus ride....

I don't know about you guys, but I find that to be one of the coolest things a girl can do. Pee in a moving car with a guy watching her and the only thing in between our eyes and her butt/meatpitt is a pillow that could be knocked down by the smallest bump in the road. I don't know any other girls that would do that....
My bottle is now soaking in the sink with soap in it. (I'm going to use it again) Only 4 of us (besides the girl) know about this....