Sicc Sipper is p****d and has had enough of your s**t, [s4s]!

drinkign watre as we speak buddy how sicc is that wew la wew wewe lala welw

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>>5797776
YOU DIDN'T GET QUADS!!!! LOLE!!!!!!!
>>5797777

>>5797789
> Not siccly sipping all that hydration

Are you even trying?

>>5797788

Checked my sicc dude! :^)

i can't belieb Sicc Sipper is f***ing p****d

Sicc Sipper can Succ my Dicc.

>>5797776
*sits in a sauna and sweats out 50% of my body weight*
haha t-take t-t-tha-
*thud*

>>5797801
*fugs the body*

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>>5797776
I DRINK WATER WHEN I WAKE UP EVERYDAY BECAUSE I AM VERY THIRSTY WHEN i WAKE UP USUALYL

>>5798113
EXCEPT SOMETIMES I WAKE UP AND MY GLASS OF WATER IS EMPTY ( I FILL IT UP EVERY NIGHT BEFORE BED)

IT TURNS OUT I DRANK IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, SO THEM IM THIRSTY IN THE MORNIGN BUT I DONT WANT TO LEAVE MY ROOM OR DO ANYTHING BUT LAY THERE SO I'M VERY THIRSTY BUT I DONT DO ANYTHING AND I FORGET TO DRINK THE WATER

>>5798121
you ever pee in a bucket because you're too lazy to go to the bathroom?

>>5798121
> FILL IT UP EVERY NIGHT BEFORE BED)

but what if bugs and dust crawl in?!?!

>>5798125
and it makes the watre taste bad too

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>>5797776
i drank 3 liters of water today you gaybo

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>>5798124
NO BUT SOMETIMES I HAVE TO PEE IN THE MORNING WHEN I WAKE UP AND I DONT DO IT UNTIL AN HALF HOUR LATER OR SO BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO LEAVE BED

HOWEVER ONE TIME IN COLLEGE THE BATHROOM DOOR WAS LOCKED AND....

>>5798125
IT'S ONLY THERE FOR EIGHT HOURS BUGS AND DUST COULD JUST AS EASILY CRAWL INTO YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!!!

>>5798136
that's whty my mouth is always closed when i sleep!!!! also bcs if u dont u usually get a sore throat

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>>5798136
<I HAVE TO PEE

MY NEBIP IS ERECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>5798143
don't forget to close your nose in your sleep too

actually I think that may result in complciations...

>>5798121
I have water next to my bed when I got to sleep in case I want to take a sipp or if my hands start feeling dry, but when I get up in the morning unless I'm mad hungover I would get up and go to the kitchen to get some nice fresh icewater because lukewarm water isn't nearly as good.

>>5798164
sometimes lukewarm water is better

the best water is water thats sat there for 30 minutes to an hour and all the ice has melted, though

>>5798178
bitch

one time in middleschool i was really scared of asking to go to the bathroom/people hearing me using the bathroom and i really really had to go and i bent down to look like i was going to look through my backpack because i thought it would help release the pressure and i accidentally peed a little on the floor in 4th period. the rest of the day my pants probably smelled like pee.....

one time in elementary school i was sitting crisscross applesauce with the other kids waiting for my mom's car and my friend next to me was really funny and kept making me laugh and I kept asking him to stop but he didn't and I kept accidentally letting pee out when I was laughing, and when my mom came I ran to the car and saw him pointing at the pee spot and talking to an adult and i started crying and didn't go to school for like a week

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>>5798133
UNCHECKED DUBS MAKE ME P****D TOO!!!!!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>5798221
I'm glad I read that

>>5798225
why?

>>5798221
>I kept asking him to stop but he didn't and I kept accidentally letting pee out when I was laughing,
I like this part the most btw

>>5798229
why?

>>5798232
because it aroused my penis

>>5798215
do NOT be rude!
>>5798178
I completely disagree. Best water is you fill the cup with ice then water and then wait a minute or two for the water to cool down. Once all the ice has melted I might just get new water, honestly.

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>>5798233
wh-what!!!! why!!!!!!! it was really embarrassing for me i still remember it even to this day, and besides I was in like 1st grade i think

>>5798239
no because once the ice has melted it still remains cold, but it's smooth

>>5798243
you should stop talking

>>5798244
The cold can go away too quickly, and I dunno it just doesn't feel right. I need my ice.

>>5798250
b-but why...?

>>5798258
I don't talk to people with peepee pants :)

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>>5798273

I only drink soda.

Checkmate, Dicc Succer.

i want to drink water in a way so i am constantly perfectley hydrated and i am always clear all the time like 100% water

>>5797776
⭕K thk for your marvelous tip, shik slipper º⭕°⭕º









Your fortune: Bad Luck

i;m piss

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What if I'm drinking a Monster Energy Drink?

wreckless endangerment

>>5797776
oks im sorry sicc sipper pleas dont leave us we are of need your tips