So pretty much after she finished listening to Linkin Park she

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So pretty much after she finished listening to Linkin Park she went outside and didn't hear the commotion that was brewing outside her haunted house.
It was Rick and Carl and they were going to fight Negan! “Don't worry dad I have the bullets of the gun and I will shoot him!” said Carl. Then suddenly Negan swung his baseball bat and squished Carl's other eye and he had no eyeballs! So he shooted randomly at got some zombies but he also hit Maggie in the tummy and she had an abortion. “SOMEONE GET HER TO SICK BAY!” Also Rick was like “CORALLL NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111” and he flipped the fuck out and killed lots of zombies with his ax. Negan was about to get him when he saw the beautiful visage of Sapphire and he got a boner that made an awkward bulge in his blue jeans. “LOOKS LIKE I HAVE A NEW WIFE” said Negan but he was worried his other wives might be jealous of having someone so sexy share his attention.