It was a dark and stormy night and the setting was in a spooky

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It was a dark and stormy night and the setting was in a spooky haunted house on the ruins of a sacred ancient cowboy burial grounds, which is why it&apos;s haunted. Sapphire Hellslaye&apos;r Bennington woke up from her asleep and rubbed the crusties from her eyes. She was wearing a cute black camisole with built in underwire that was a bit too small for her big tiddies and sexy red lace undies. She is tragically beautiful with long red hair and bright blue eyes and basically not fat or ugly lol and is an orphan raised by my little ponies from Equestria but has now been living in the human world for a little bit. And it&apos;s also the zombie fucking apocalypse unfortunately.<br>
She sexilly (is that a word lol) got out of bed and did typical morning stuff like breakfast and brush teeth pee whatever and listened to Linkin Park (REST IN RIP CHESTER!!1). Then she got dressed and wore a sexy black low cut mini dress and tape for her nipples and a green half sleeve ringspun cardigan (for modesty) and also clear acrylic stripper heels lol.<br>
So pretty much after she finished listening to Linkin Park she went outside and didn&apos;t hear the commotion that was brewing outside her haunted house. <br>